Megan Fox To Save The New York Times

Here are a few Megan Fox lingerie outtake pictures that are actually from The New York Times. Yes, this has desperation written all over it because we all know the newspaper has one foot in the grave. So the jokers in D.C. are now talking about bailing out the newspapers because we are now a bailout country.

Damn politicians bailing out failure every chance they get and dumb companies that can't sell their products. And if you cannot sell a newspaper with hot pictures of Megan Fox in lingerie and going spread eagle with her crotch, well then you just can't sell a newspaper and should liquidate. I don't know if Megan Fox spreading eagle is going to be enough to save "The Old Gray Lady" but it is sure worth a try.

One bit of advice I would offer the people at the The New York Times is that Megan is at her best when she is not speaking. She is great to look at but once her mouth start moving and you start hearing the words coming from her mouth, there is nothing but trouble.