Megan Fox To Save The New York Times

Here are a few Megan Fox lingerie outtake pictures that are actually from The New York Times. Yes, this has desperation written all over it because we all know the newspaper has one foot in the grave. So the jokers in D.C. are now talking about bailing out the newspapers because we are now a bailout country.

Damn politicians bailing out failure every chance they get and dumb companies that can't sell their products. And if you cannot sell a newspaper with hot pictures of Megan Fox in lingerie and going spread eagle with her crotch, well then you just can't sell a newspaper and should liquidate. I don't know if Megan Fox spreading eagle is going to be enough to save "The Old Gray Lady" but it is sure worth a try.

One bit of advice I would offer the people at the The New York Times is that Megan is at her best when she is not speaking. She is great to look at but once her mouth start moving and you start hearing the words coming from her mouth, there is nothing but trouble.

Megan Indulges in Caffeine

A sleepy and moody Megan Fox was spotted by photographers at the Coffee Bean store in Studio City, California on November 14, 2009. Megan Fox was photographed holding her hot coffee - and she doesn't care about the photographers! A great day for a caffeine fix, Megan Fox.

In related news, Megan Fox revealed that she wants to be "covered in blood and vomit" for the rest of her life, which is kinda gross. Megan Fox says she can't stand the characters she usually plays in movies and explained that she prefers to get down and dirty in horror movies as in her new film 'Jennifer's Body'.

Robert Pattinson will never date Megan Fox

Robert Pattinson is embarrassed.

He's embarrassed by rumors that he's dating Megan Fox.

After posing for photos at the Teen Choice Awards last summer, Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox were believed to have vanished into the night where they enjoyed a romantic tryst together.

Not true.

“I wouldn’t be that cheesy if I was to go on a date with her,” Pattinson now reveals.

“Because I read this magazine thing that said, ‘He was rubbing her back, they were drinking Merlot…He was reading her poetry.’ I was so embarrassed, like, ‘Oh God!’”

Although the general public expects a two hot individuals like Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox to find one another, Pattinson's friends were both surprised and impressed by the "news."

“I kept getting all these texts from my mates in England saying, ‘Whoa, are you going out with Megan Fox?’” Pattinson admitted.

“And I’d met her once, for like two seconds.”

Megan Fox offered $1.5 million to admit to boob job

Megan Fox offered $1.5 million to admit to boob job, endorse breast ehancement company!?

Megan Fox for Boob Jobs?
MichaelBay.com23-year-old actress Megan Fox has reportedly been offered close to two million dollars to endorse breast enhancements, according to exclusive reports yesterday.

The TRANSFORMERS hottie has come under fire recently, for what experts claim is 'an abundance' of plastic surgery procedures, including a rhinoplasty, lip enhancement and breast enlargement.

Critics of the actress have called out the tattooed star, claiming she is not deserving of her beauty titles.

The raven haired starlet vehemently dispels rumors she has gone under the knife, and claims to be insecure about her appearance.

In a letter addressed to Fox' agent, Chuck James, a breast enhancement website offered the actress $1.5 million dollars.

No word yet whether the actress has accepted or declined the million dollar offer.

Megan Fox's tattoo warning

Megan Fox gets inspiration from her Marilyn Monroe tattoo.

The 'Transformers' beauty has an etching of the legendary sex symbol on her forearm and says looking at it gives her the attitude needed to make it in the movie world.

She said: "I really admire Marilyn Monroe but I would never try to emulate her. I got the tattoo as a warning. It warns me not to let myself be treated so badly by the film industry so that it breaks me down."

Megan - who is often voted the world's sexiest woman - also said she experiences sexism on movie sets and is judged just because she is a woman.

She added to Germany's Bunte magazine: "I don't feel I'm treated equally. If you are a woman and arrive on the set and you are introverted - because you are shy or self conscious - and you don't embrace everyone who works on the set you are regarded as an arrogant diva or even as a cocky b***h. If men are introverted it's cool. They are considered to be pensive, valuable method actors. What a double standard!"

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Alleged Celebrity burglars' loot seized

Police in Los Angeles have seized dozens of diamond rings, designer shoes and bags from a gang who allegedly burgled the homes of Hollywood stars.

Search warrant documents show that alongside luxury goods, officers found guns and drugs.

To date, four people have been charged over a string of break-ins at properties belonging to Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Partridge, Megan Fox and Orlando Bloom, among others.

Court documents reveal that Louis Vuitton bags and Chanel purses were found alongside a bag of diamonds.

But the records do not link the items to their celebrity owners.

The four arrested face felony residential burglary counts.

A fifth member of the alleged gang has not been charged pending further investigation.