Are these Megan's Hottest Pics Ever?

Maybe it’s just me, but this is what I expect to see every time Megan Fox leaves the house. I don’t need to see her in some dumpy period pants, cleavage busting dresses or nothing at all. Here she is at the premiere of her awful new movie Jonah Hex looking absolutely –expletive removed– awesome. I know that melons is an outdated term for breasts, but I think it’s appropriate for these pictures because Megan’s melons look ripe for the picking and I’ve got a pocket full of prosciutto.