Most any man would be happy to get a little oral from ‘Transformers’ airhead Megan Fox. That is, until they see her fanged, blood-thirsty mouth rip apart the men who’ve crossed her in next month’s ‘Jennifer’s Body.’ The September issue of Fangoria gives us a few gory sneak-peeks.
If you’re like us, the sight of a shark-toothed Megan drenched in blood is enough to make your manhood shrivel up and not want to come out again until Transformers 3 hits the screens. Sure that movie isn’t even in the works yet, but you know they’ll do it since the last two were such gigantic moneymakers. It should only be 2-3 years tops that our junk has to go into hiding after the trauma that ‘Jennifer’s Body’ has inflicted.
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