Megan Fox house-hunting in the Hollywood Hills

Don't count on seeing Megan Fox seduced by James Bond anytime soon. Megan wants to be taken seriously as an actress . . . says the girl who was in a movie called Whore (no, seriously, scroll to the bottom of the cast list). From the New York Daily News:

The "Transformers" actress has reportedly said no to being either shaken or stirred, and turned down a role in the upcoming 007 flick, known at the moment simply as “Bond 23.” The U.K.’s Daily Star claims the Fox-y one would “rather be a more central part of a movie” and not just a pretty face (or body). She’s all about being the leading lady, not just an accessory.

Unless Megan wants to play the role of a watch that shoots lasers, a car that operates underwater, or a pen that explodes, there isn't much more of a "central character" to a James Bond movie than the Bond girl. Besides, she's got all of the qualities she needs for the role -- she's attractive, young, and expendable. One thing she doesn't have is a cool name like Pussy Galore or Holly Goodhead. My suggestion: Toe Thumb McCakes-On-Make-Up.*