Megan Fox Special

Megan Flaunts Her Sexy Waist Line

2010-12-30T11:51:00.000-08:00

Megan Fox made quite a splash while vacationing in Hawaii with husband Brian Austin Green over the weekend. She rocked a tiny bikini, showing off her six-pack abs and tattoos.

Fox was also wearing her huge diamond wedding ring while she frolicked with her hubby in the sand and surf. Green's 8-year-old son Kassius vacationed with the happy couple.

The pair decided to take a little pre-holiday vacation to the same location where they got married earlier this year.

The couple were married in Hawaii on June 24. The two got together in 2004, became engaged in 2007, and called the engagement off in 2009. Green proposed again on June 1, 2010.

In a recent interview, Green revealed to Details how good of a stepmother Fox is.

"She is absolutely my better half in parenting. She just gets it. It's instinctual for her. She loves my son, Kassius. And from the time we started dating -- you know, she was 18 -- she stepped in and took control," Green said.

Megan Fox is new face of Armani's mascara

2010-11-30T11:46:00.000-08:00

Actress Megan Fox has become the new face of Giorgio Armani's 'Eyes to Kill Excess' mascara.

Fox, 24, is seen in a short film for the cosmetics branch sporting a natural, barefaced look, contrasted with a smoky-eyed, red carpet ready glamour look, the Telegraph reported.

The actress, who is married to actor Brian Austin Green, 37, has been modelling Armani's Prive creations, the label's haute couture division, on the red carpet.

The 'Eyes to Kill Excess' is only available at Selfridges priced at 23 pounds. (ANI)

Megan Showing Off Her Wedding Ring

2010-07-10T02:06:00.000-07:00

Hollywood siren Megan Fox, who married lover Brian Austin Green last month in a low key affair is now catching the spotlight by showing off her wedding ring.

The Transformers star, who tied the knot on June 24th June in an Armani Prive gown with a 16-foot train, is finally showing off her diamond engagement ring that she has been sporting on her left hand, People reported online.

Voted as one of the 'Sexiest Woman in the World', the 24-year-old beauty was snapped leaving a Hollywood audition wearing the stunning ring, which sparkled against her casual gray sweats.

"I'm more in love with him now than I was in the beginning. We're more committed to each other than we've [ever] been," Fox said.
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While her June 24th wedding to Brian Austin Green may have been a low-key affair, or as low-key as you can be in an Armani Privé gown with a 16-foot train, Megan Fox is finally showing off her diamond engagement ring that is anything but under the radar. Since returning to Los Angeles, the newly married pair have been snapped settling into domestic bliss, but we are just now getting a look at the stunning sparkler that the sexy star has been sporting on her left hand.

The Transformers actress was spotted leaving an audition in West Hollywood Thursday, showing off her dazzling ring, which sparkled against her casual gray sweats. While details of the ring remain unclear, one thing we are sure of, however, is that the beautiful ring certainly helped cement the special occasion in extravagant style.

“I’m more in love with him now than I was in the beginning,” Fox told PEOPLE. “We’re more committed to each other than we’ve [ever] been.” Read more details of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s wedding in this week’s issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands now. –Gillian Koenig

Megan Fox is now married with Brian Austin

2010-06-29T05:36:00.001-07:00

Megan Fox is now married with Brian Austin, as reported by TheInsider. According to Megan Fox’ representative the couple got married in private ceremony on the island of Hawaii.

Brian Austin and Megan Fox first meeting was on the set of the “Hope and Faith” show.

It will be Megan and Brian’s first marriage. Brian Austin Green has a son with Vanessa Marcil.

Star magazine reported that “They had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests, It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy.”

The couple is reported to be spending their night at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel.

Megan Fox - A successful failure?

2010-06-25T22:17:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox has such an incredible exposure in the media that it’s almost shocking that she can’t actually headline a movie and make it a hit. The two films she opened so far on her own bombed miserably – and were trashed by critics –, and it’s all because being a failure as an actress is part of the Megan Fox brand, industry insiders tell PopEater. Megan Fox is a brand the way Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are brands, the report argues.

Critics always pick on Megan for her inability to carry a movie into the realm of box office success: “Jennifer’s Body” was a flop and it looks like the same will also happen to “Jonah Hex,” which managed to underperform even by the most pessimistic estimates in its opening weekend. This is all part of the new type of celebrity brand: one that goes beyond achievements as a thespian right there into the territory where being a failure is a must. In other words, the Megan Fox brand means Fox has to look always stunning, say outrageous things in interviews and make films bomb – unless she’s featured in them in skimpy clothes and she does a lot of running (see “Transformers”).

“The conclusion industry observers have drawn: No one wants to see Fox in a movie unless she’s wearing short shorts and being chased by giant robots. If Megan Fox was determined to be a huge movie star or a top box-office draw, her career would be in big trouble. But movie acting is just her day job. Her full-time career is being Megan Fox. Being Megan Fox means establishing herself as a brand, not just an actress. She’s one of the new breed of stars for whom every public appearance and interview is part of the performance; the actual credits she accumulates on her IMDb page are just a small portion of her 24/7 workload. It’s a career of the sort pioneered by Madonna (who’s never been just a musician, but has always been in the Madonna business) and carried on these days by celebrities like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag. As long as personalities like Fox stay in the public eye (say, by being mentioned on sites like ours), they’re earning their keep,” PopEater writes.

“What are the specific job requirements for being Megan Fox? She has to keep her 15 minutes of fame going by A) looking hot; B) saying outrageous things in interviews; and C) looking hot. By those standards, she did exactly what was required of her for ‘Jonah Hex.’ During the shoot, she did A very well, since about all she was asked to do was show how well she could fill out a corset. And before the movie’s release, she promoted it by doing plenty of B and C. Nonetheless, ‘Jonah Hex’ remained an ill-conceived, watered-down version of an obscure comic book in a tough-sell genre (westerns) with a leading man who has also never successfully opened a picture. That it tanked can’t really be blamed on Fox,” the report goes on to say.

What this means actually, as paradoxical as it may sound, is that, at this point, Megan Fox has reached a stage where she’s too famous to be a successful actress, because she represents a new “breed” of celebrity. The good news for her, even if all the movies she makes from now on bomb, is that she will continue to get paid, just like Lindsay Lohan still is, despite the fact that no one in the industry wants to work with her anymore. The bad news for moviegoers is that, well, flops like “Jennifer’s Body” and “Jonah Hex” will continue to be made.

Are these Megan's Hottest Pics Ever?

2010-06-19T04:44:00.001-07:00

Maybe it’s just me, but this is what I expect to see every time Megan Fox leaves the house. I don’t need to see her in some dumpy period pants, cleavage busting dresses or nothing at all. Here she is at the premiere of her awful new movie Jonah Hex looking absolutely –expletive removed– awesome. I know that melons is an outdated term for breasts, but I think it’s appropriate for these pictures because Megan’s melons look ripe for the picking and I’ve got a pocket full of prosciutto.

Megan and Brian - Deeply in Love

2010-06-19T03:07:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox says she and fiance Brian Austin Green are more committed to each other than ever before.

Megan Fox is more "in love" with her fiance than ever before.

The 'Jonah Hex' actress - who announced her engagement to Brian Austin Green this week - says she feels a deep connection to the actor.

She told People: "We are just even more committed to each other than we always have been. I'm more in love with him now than I was in the beginning."

Megan, 24, and Brian, 36, called off their first engagement in February 2009 after five years together, but the screen beauty insists she doesn't consider it a new betrothal.

She added: "It's really not a re-engagement. It's just the same engagement and for some reason it's now news."

Following the announcement, speculation is now rife as to what sort of ceremony the couple may have, with Megan previously insisting their nuptials would be a private affair.

She said: "It's not going to be a big wedding. I'm not one of those girls - if it happens, it will be very low-key and quick and unplanned."

Megan's New Armani Ads

2010-06-19T03:02:00.001-07:00

Back in January we let you know Megan Fox (Those eyes! That waist! Those hips! Those lips! The Come Hither-ness!) was tapped to become the new face of Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans. There were photos. There was a video. And there was some blogger who complained the video didn't show enough Fox.

Well, now there's more to look at in the form on a just-released new ad that's part of the brand's Fall and Winter ad campaign. The campaign breaks in July online and on billboards in New York, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo.

Cristiano Ronaldo handles the men's side of things for the brand.

Megan Said She Lied During Interviews

2010-06-12T20:15:00.000-07:00

The sultry leading lady known as Megan Fox has come clean in the latest edition of Interview magazine. The 24-year-old beauty posed for the magazine donning an old-school brown bob wig, as she posed provocatively with a lifeless female mannequin. The magazine spread dishes that Fox asked to keep the mannequin's head as a memento at the end of the shoot.

The lovely actress also comes clean about telling mistruths to those that interview her for magazines and other media outlets. "I don't want to open my mouth or speak anymore," Fox tells interviewer Zach Galifianakis. "Everything I say becomes scandalous."

Despite the fact that Ms. Fox seems to be on every red carpet, award show and magazine cover, she explains, "I'm one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews."

She readily admits to some dishonesty during interviews to protect herself and her personal life."I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what's really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret."

She also says that "at this point, I'm not going to go out of my way to mislead people.... that doesn't really get me anywhere"

To any one who has access to a computer, the TV or magazines, Megan's rise to fame has been a steep one. Megan began acting and modeling at the age of 13 after winning several accolades at the 1999 American Modeling and Talent Convention in Hilton Head, South Carolina. She then made her movie debut as "Brianna Wallace" in the Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movie, Holiday in the Sun. She continued her career staring in the television sitcom Hope and Faith. She ascended into the mainstream by staring in the Transformers Franchise.

Even though Megan Fox has opted out of returning to the Transformers 3 set ,she will being a theater near you very soon in Jonah Hex, an action-adventure movie that also stars Josh Brolin.
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Megan Fox: ‘I’m Full of Shit’

In the latest issue of Interview, Zach Galifianakis asks Megan Fox about comparing Michael Bay to Hitler. Her response? “Surprise! I pull shit out of my ass for no reason.” Via NY Daily News:

“In the past, I’ve been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality,” Fox told Galifianakis. “So I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what’s really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret.“

Whoever’s handling Megan Fox’s publicity needs to lock her in a room until her response to every single question thrown at her is “Tee hee. You’re cute.” I know that might rile up some feminists, but she can’t be doing you ladies any favors as it is. Thanks to Megan Fox, I now immediately tune out women without even waiting to see if they want to have sex. Although, in honesty, that’s more to do with efficiency. Time is money, people.

Transformers Without Megan Fox - the Consequences

2010-06-09T15:02:00.001-07:00

"Transformers" co-star Tyrese Gibson is upset that original franchise hottie Megan Fox is out of the picture for the third entry, FOXNews.com reported Monday.

After weeks of speculation, it was announced on “Transformers” director Michael Bay’s official website last Thursday that Victoria’s Secret supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whitely would indeed be replacing Fox in the third installment of the successful action series. The post encouraged fans to “welcome” the 23-year-old British beauty into the “world of 'Transformers.'”

“I am sad [to see Fox go],” Gibson told FOXNews.com at the MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday night.
"Transformers" co-star Tyrese Gibson is upset Megan Fox is out of the picture for the third installement of the series.

And he certainly sounded less than warm and welcoming when we asked if he was excited that Rosie was now on board.

“I just wish that the original team would have never been broken,” he quickly responded.

Oddly enough, the post announcing Rosie’s new role has since been removed from Bay’s site.

In spite of Fox’s departure, Gibson assured us that fans won’t be disappointed with the technical aspects of the highly-anticipated flick.

“It’s going to be crazy, man. I read the script a couple weeks ago and it’s another level,” he added.

Megan's Boyfriend is Written on her Pelvic Bone

2010-06-02T07:42:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox --The Writings on the Pelvic Bone
On day 2 of Megan Fox bikini watch in Hawaii this weekend, Megan emerged from the ocean showing off her delicious curves, abs and her boyfriend Brian Austin Green's Hancock tatted on her bikini line.

Click on Pic to enlarge.

Introducing The New "Megan Fox"

2010-05-29T00:05:00.000-07:00

Nothing like a former Victoria's Secret lingerie model to get Optimus primed. Good thing they did not select a top pornstar to take the challenge.

Multiple sources confirm to E! News that model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley will be replacing the MIA Megan Fox as Shia LaBeouf's love interest in Transformers 3.

"She's accepted the offer, and I think they're just waiting for her to get her work visa since she's British," says a source close to the production.

And, as usual when it comes to a Michael Bay explosionfest, hotness wins out over talent...

See, Huntington-Whiteley has never acted before. But she did work with Transformers helmer Bay last year on a Victoria's Secret commercial—and apparently the two hit it off.

"Michael Bay has flown her out here a few times to screen test," says another production insider.

"She has absolutely zero acting experience, so we'll see how that goes. But he likes her, and that's all that matters."

Which is more than can be said for Fox, whose relationship with the notoriously prickly director publicly deteriorated, with her comparing him to Hitler.

Meanwhile, sources confirm that Huntington-Whiteley will be playing a completely new character, not the same role as Fox.

There was no immediate comment from Bay, Huntington-Whiteley or Paramount.

Aside from Huntington-Whiteley, Bay was reportedly considering a number of other lookers for the part, including Miranda Kerr, Vanessa Hudgens and Bar Refaeli.

Principal shooting is set to kick off in July. Aside from Huntington-Whiteley, other newcomers to the cast will include some badass new robots along with humans Patrick Dempsey, John Malkovich, Frances McDormand and Ken Jeong.

Megan Quits Transformers

2010-05-22T10:54:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox Left ‘Transformers’ Because of Michael Bay’s Abusive Ways
Director was not happy with the star’s looks, made no attempt at hiding it

Speculation is starting to build up as to why Megan Fox has decided to leave the “Transformers” franchise.

This week, a rumor that had been making the rounds for months was confirmed, much to the disappointment of true fans: Megan Fox had left “Transformers” and would not be appearing in the third installment of the franchise. Talk of how director Michael Bay had fired her for being an obnoxious star who’d always shoot off her mouth without thinking of consequences was followed by a statement from the star, saying she’d left of her own accord. More on her departure has emerged and it seems Bay was indeed the one who pushed Fox over the edge.

TheWrap has learned from sources on the set that Megan decided to leave the franchise because she could no longer take Bay’s abuse. The director, known for being very strict and demanding of his stars, reportedly enforces a code on how the actors he works with, especially women, must look and, for one reason or another, Fox no longer fit in it. To make her see that, Bay would often abuse her verbally in front of other members of the staff (this also happened while shooting for “Transformers 2”) and she decided she no longer wanted to go through that again.

“Megan Fox walked away from ‘Transformers 3’ because director Michael Bay was ‘verbally abusive’ toward her and ‘she had enough and decided to get out early,’ an individual close to the actress has told TheWrap. […] It’s no secret that Bay has a reputation for being an extremely controlling filmmaker who can be difficult to work with at times. […] Another individual close to the sequel’s production told TheWrap that Bay wants his actresses to look a certain way, and if they can’t meet his absurd standards of beauty, he gets rid of them’,” the aforementioned movie publication says.

Though the story might be somewhat of an exaggeration, other media outlets also claim that Fox’s departure had something to do with her deteriorating relationship with the director. The Sun, for instance, says Bay felt that Fox was getting too thin and that she was a far cry from her curvy, healthy-looking self in the second film. Given that she was in for some weight loss with the physically demanding scenes in the threequel, Bay asked her to gain some weight, which she refused to do, choosing instead to just leave.

“Megan stormed out after a huge row with Michael Bay. He thinks she has lost too much weight and looks too frail. He wanted her to put on some weight and it all kicked off. The crew don’t think she looks well, let alone the wholesome, curvy star they cast in the first film. She’s going for this gaunt, pale image and it just looks unhealthy,” a source from the production tells the British tab. Right now, though, both Paramount and Fox are standing by their initial story, saying only that the actress is no longer a part of the “Transformers” family.

Fox ready to harm whoever took undressed pic of her

2010-05-18T06:02:00.000-07:00

Courtney Hazlett
The Scoop
Megan Fox might be known — in part — for being a sex symbol, but don’t even think about snapping an unauthorized photo of her in any state of undress.

Allure magazine interviewed Fox and told her about a blurry topless picture of her that was taken on a cell phone. The image was leaked while she was filming her new independent movie “Passion Play,” in which she plays a circus-sideshow performer who has bird wings.

“If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm — physical harm,” Fox told Allure. “I’m not a f---ing reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my f---ing picture taken all the time. I’m at my job and I’m trying to play a character and I’m trying to be serious, and this is the sh-- that’s happening to me. It makes me furious.” (Clearly.)

Megan is Breaking up Couples

2010-05-15T20:55:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox almost caused a couple to split when a fan told her she was "beautiful" in front of his girlfriend.

The 'Transformers' actress - who is regularly listed as one of the world's most beautiful women - caused an enormous row in Starbucks in West Hollywood, when she was accosted by a male fan who praised her repeatedly whilst his jealous girlfriend watched on.

According to National Enquirer magazine, he said: "You are definitely the most gorgeous woman on earth. You're a perfect 10! I've never seen anyone more beautiful than you."

But before Megan could respond, the mystery man's jealous lover stormed over and shouted at the unsuspecting movie star.

She told the pair: "Why don't you just stand on top of her, you're so close.

"By the way, you're not so perfect! Why don't you admit it - you've had a nose job and a boob job no doubt. Is that right?"

Megan, 23, was clearly unhappy with the scene being caused around her and decided to make her exit.

She told the pair: "I just came here to get a cup of coffee. This is so not worth it!"

As Megan made her way to the exit, the woman shouted to her: "You're really not that hot, honey. and you're certainly no Angelina Jolie!"

Transformer 3 will be the best one yet : LaBeouf

2010-05-13T15:23:00.000-07:00

CANNES, France - Shia LaBeouf says the second "Transformers" movie got too big for its own good — but the third one brings the heart back to the franchise.

LaBeouf, who starts work on the next "Transformers" sequel Tuesday, said the third installment will be the best one yet. The new script restores a human element that got lost in the second movie, LaBeouf said.

"When I saw the second movie, I wasn't impressed with what we did," LaBeouf said in an interview Thursday at the Cannes Film Festival, where his finance drama "Wall Street.

Megan willing to strip in Transformer 3

2010-05-08T06:58:00.001-07:00

Megan Fox, near the top of several magazine's most beautiful woman list, has announced that she is willing to do full frontal nudity in Transformers 3. Said Fox in an interview in Hollywood, "I don't like the way that the movie ticket sales are going for this one. We should be selling more tickets and bringing in more money. If it will boost our box office for the next movie, I'm willing to do whatever it takes."

"Whatever it takes" was then defined by Fox as removing her clothes.

"I'm sure that seeing my hot, sweaty, glistening body would make those giant robot thingies just stop in their tracks and stare. I mean, that works for most men I meet anyway. They all see to like checking me out, and I'm kind of a tease or flirt about it too."

Fox, who has already gone topless in "Jennifer's Body," added that she does have the hots for someone on their set. "Just the thought of Optimus Prime and that piston pumping power of his makes me wet!"

In conclusion, Fox added that "this nudity would have to be something that moves the story forward, of course. I wouldn't do it just to show off my titties or collect the extra two million in payment that the studio has offered me. It will have to be tasteful."

The announcement that Fox was willing to do full frontal nudity caused a movie that has not even started filming become the biggest selling DVD pre-order in history.

Megan Fox says Prostituting is Exhausting

2010-05-06T07:06:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox loves to complain to the press for just about everything, but this specific complaint really caught our eye.

Megan plays a prostitute in her new movie Jonah Hex and admits that playing a hooker is the most "exhausting" and challenging role she's ever had to play.

Megan Fox Wants to Settle Down and Have Children

Speaking about the movie she said, “Just having to try and keep my head above water in a scene with Brolin was a really, really difficult thing to do,” says Megan.

“It was only five days that I filmed and I’ve never been more exhausted filming something.

“It was just hard. I was way out of my league. Everything was over my head. I just tried to stay alive.”

Aside from playing a prostitute, Megan is also shooting Transformers 3 right now, so she's one busy hooker.

Megan is not the Sexiest of them all

2010-05-03T02:48:00.000-07:00

It's official: Megan Fox is merely the second most sexy woman in the world, according to FHM's annual analysis of just who its readers consider the pick of international females.

For the second year running, the Transformers "actress" must bow to Girls Aloud warbler Cheryl Cole, as must Victoria's Secret model Marisa Miller, who secured third spot.

Bob, this is Megan. Book me a Cheryl Cole makeover, like right now

Trailing this trio of desirables were Frankie Sandford of girl band The Saturdays, Brit model Keeley Hazell and Twilight star Kristen Stewart.

Seventh place went to Kelly Brook, followed in close order by Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba and footballer Peter Crouch's squeeze Abbey Clancy, who round off the top ten.

FHM explains that Ms Cole "simply left the competition standing in their stilettos, coughing in her sexy dust" in this year's vote.

Her winning credentials include "the body, the eyes, the legs, the cheekbones, the hair, that criminally underexposed cleavage", coupled to her "dominance of TV, magazines and websites across the planet" and the ability to "lose 150 pounds of useless flab" - a nice description of former hubby Ashley Cole.

Jonah Hex Trailer released

2010-05-01T02:51:00.000-07:00

Jonah Hex Trailer Finally Released: Josh Brolin, John Malkovich and Megan Fox Heat Up the Screen

The long-awaited trailer for “Jonah Hex” was unveiled this weekend, and it definitely looks hot. If you’re not sure what or who Jonah Hex is, head to your nearest comic book store because that’s where you can catch up on everything Hex related. He’s been around since the 1970’s but just now came to notoriety as a big-screen character.

The basic premise is that he runs around the western frontier during the Civil War era protecting innocent people. He also…of course….wants to get the guys who disfigured his face.

By the way…totally aside… the new movie “Beastly” features a guy that is supposed to be made to look really really ugly, but instead just looks tattooed and hot. The Beastly costumiers need to get a look at Jonah Hex’s face in this movie — THAT is ugly.

Jonah is played by Josh Brolin and looks to be doing a superb job in the trailer. Megan Fox is still just as foxy as always, and John Malkovich plays the terrorist Quentin Turnbull who is Jonah’s oldest enemy.

Jonah Hex will be released on June 18th.

I am not Ugly - Megan says

2010-04-17T21:47:00.001-07:00

Transformer hottie Megan Fox admits she's "not ugly" and finds Hollywood's marketing her as a sex symbol "empowering."

She says being a sex symbol doesn't bother her. "I don't know why someone would complain about that. That just means that the bar has been set pretty low," she told Entertainment Weekly.

"People don't expect me to do anything that's worth watching. So I can only be an overachiever. I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded."

Fox, who reprises her role as Mikaela Banes in Tranformers: Revenge of the Fallen later this month, said she can withstand accusations of being good-looking and knows how to use her mouth: ""Well, I'm clearly not ugly...I think most people are extremely insecure. As far as girls go, I have a really badass personality," she tells EW. "I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. So I'm not afraid to speak, and I think that's what people read as this uberconfidence. I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it."

As for media types comparing her to Angelina Jolie, that speaks more of the news jockeys than her: "I think it's a lack of creativity on the media's part. Because I have tattoos and dark hair and I was in an action movie? That's as far as the similarities extend. I'm not the next anyone."

Megan Fox the budget cuts comedian

2010-04-17T21:43:00.000-07:00

AP
LOS ANGELES — Megan Fox and her sometime boyfriend, actor Brian Austin Green, are protesting California school budget cuts in a new video online.

In a video posted Wednesday on the comic Web site FunnyorDie.com, Fox urges viewers to "call, write and annoy the governor until he cries for his mommy."

She says more than $17 billion has been cut from state educational programs over the past two years, and Green says the "terminators in Sacramento" plan to cut another $2.5 billion.

State Superintendent of Public Instruction Jack O'Connell said last month that budget cuts have caused a 17 percent jump in the number of school districts facing financial uncertainty.

Fox and Green's 3 1/2-minute video had been viewed more than 66,500 times by Wednesday afternoon.

Megan Fox Is A Teacher?

2010-04-10T00:28:00.001-07:00

Here’s the hottest celebrity babe on the planet, Megan Fox, flexing her political activist muscles and totally giving it to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in a brand spanking new Funny or Die video. I’m not sure why this video is on Funny or Die, because it deals with a pretty serious topic, and isn’t very funny. Hell, Megan’s boyfriend (echh!) Brian Austin Green even shows up in the video. Anyways, what you should do is watch it once to get the important message, and then watch it one more time and totally focus on Megan Fox being mistaken for a smoking hot teacher. Enjoy!

Megan turns down lead role of Lara Croft in Tomb Raider

2010-03-31T07:53:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox is certainly not the brightest candle on the birthday cake here, but we figured she’d have at least enough sense to know a good opportunity when it presented itself. The starlet has reportedly been offered the lead role of Lara Croft in Tomb Raider, but has been reluctant to accept of the inevitable Angelina Jolie comparisons. One source close to the situation says that:

“The offer has been on the table for Megan for a while but she’s reluctantly turned it down. She’s the logical choice to play Lara and she loves the character but the comparison with Angelina is too much. It looks like the movie will now star an unknown.”

Is Megan insane? Megan Fox + shorts + action= box office gold! It’s a simple formula so the fact that Megan doesn’t want to pounce on the opportunity is completely crazy to me. Though I’m sure being compared to Angelina Jolie isn’t easy, I’m pretty sure with a multimillion dollar return on the trouble, Megan could probably overlook that.

Is the awesomeness of Tomb Raider a distant memory to you? Well please allow us to remind you why it was so entertaining and why it helped make Angelina a star. Video after the jump.

Intellectual Guys Prefer Megan Fox

2010-03-20T06:49:00.000-07:00

Tina Fey isn't buying the idea of being labeled a "thinking man's" sex symbol – the "30 Rock" star says every guy – regardless of his intellect – would prefer to be in bed with Megan Fox.

"What I've come to realize is that when people say, 'The thinking man's whatever' — there's no such thing," Tina said in Esquire's April issue, where she appears in a sexy dress with a plunging neckline on the cover. "The thinking man also wants to f*** Megan Fox."

Tina revealed that she had a few stipulations about appearing on the cover of the men's magazine.

"I got an e-mail [from Esquire] with a list of the potential setups, and my e-mail back was like, Well, I need to decline being handcuffed to a bed. I won't straddle anyone. I won't make out with a cop," she explained. "There are certain things, I totally get them as a premise. And they're all good fun, and if I were a young single model, they would be appropriate, but, you know, I'm a mom. And my kid's going to find this someday. I don't want to be handcuffed to a bed in Esquire."

The actress also said she has reservations about doing one of her most famous impressions again.

"I feel that if I do [Sarah Palin] again, people will be like, 'Oh, wait a minute. That's terrible! You never really could do it, could you?'" she told the mag.

As for how Tina crafted her take on the former Alaska Governor – she said it required a lot of tricky vocal work.
"For me, it was a wig. And gluing down my ears. When I wear that half-up hairdo, my ears stick out. Also overdrawing my lips to make it look like I have bigger lips. Then there's the Minnesooota Fargo kind of accent. Ya know? And the o's, and the that, and all that," Tina said. "And smiling when you talk."
And when it comes to her hit NBC comedy, "30 Rock," Tina said there are some plotlines that fans will never see happen – mainly her character, Liz Lemon, and Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) hooking up.
"Liz and Jack will never be together. Not even if we go fifteen seasons," Tina said. "Okay, if we get to season fifteen, they'll do it."

Megan Trying To Go Unnoticed

2010-03-14T10:18:00.001-07:00

She's one of the sexiest gals in Tinseltown, but it seems as if Megan Fox has limited her wardrobe options to try and tone down her appeal rather than flaunting her good looks.

Talking to press, the "Transformers" beauty tells, "I have this gorgeous Dolce and Gabbana white trench coat for winter, but I can't wear it without drawing attention to myself. And I try to hide. I want to be unseen."

Continuing on about her apprehensive decision making when it comes to clothing, Fox adds, "If you wear anything interesting, you become instantly noticeable."

As for the many celebrities who always seem to be dressed to the nines, Megan dishes, "It would be nice to be like Rihanna and go to Burger King in six-inch heels and a mini-dress. It's admirable. But I don't have the motivation. I have lots of casual clothes and one side of my wardrobe is oddly grown up: pencil skirts and Prada turtlenecks for when, once in a while, I feel like going in that direction."

Megan - the Step-Mum ?

2010-03-06T22:28:00.000-08:00

Megan Fox has insisted that she is a full-time stepmother to boyfriend Brian Austin Green's young son.

The actress, who has been dating Green on and off since 2004, has claimed that she will never avoid her responsibility to the 8-year-old boy.

The 23-year-old told Harper's Bazaar: "I am a stepmother to the fullest extent. I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me.

"For some reason, no one wants to look at me that way, but I am responsible for him and I've never struggled with that, from bedtime stories to the school run."

Last month, Fox confessed that she has always wanted to be a mother.
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Hollywood actress Megan Fox has rekindled her long-term romance with Brian Austin Green after a brief split and says he is her "rock" and gives her the stability she craves.

The two met in 2004 on the sets of "Hope and Faith" and were engaged two years later. But they ended their relationship saying it was a mutual decision.

"During the shooting of 'Hope and Faith', I didn't know who Brian was but I liked him right away. Everyone was around the monitor watching a scene and Brian accidentally touched my leg. I remember literal electricity shooting through me and out of me from every direction. It was like magic," imdb.com quoted Fox as saying.

"Since I was 18, I've been a lot of different people. I've grown up, I've regressed, it's been difficult. But Brian makes me happy. I feel safe and he is my sense of home. My rock. I need that when all is unstable."
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What if you learn that the very hot Megan Fox got sexually intimate with just two men in her whole life? In a shocking confession to U.K.Edition of Harper’s Bazaar, Fox claimed that her sex life is never as spicy as made out to be by the media and people in general. She says that she chose to have sex with onlytwo men till now- her childhood lover and her current boyfriend Brian Austin Green.

She comments that she hates the idea of having sex without love and that she has never been tempted by one night stands even.

Contrary to the popular, wild image that we have about Hollywood stars, Fox insists that she is happy leading a simple and peaceful life with her boyfriend and his son, the 8 year old Kassius.

Fox claims that she has a life beyond movies and glamour and that she is playing the role of a full time stepmom to Kassius with much love and care. She rues that even though playing the role of a parent is very much an important aspect of her life, no one has ever focused on this aspect.

The sexy star argues that she could have handled media in a better way than she did. She has no regrets regarding what happened to her, but she definitely regrets the way she interacted with the media.

However, leaving the past behind, Fox claims that she is ready to face even bigger challenges in her life and aims for a career makeover. She feels that life is not only about money or blockbusters, but is also about reading and loving something. Fox now wants to be a part of only those movies that she herself would like to watch as an audience.

Megan Fox is talented

2010-02-27T00:30:00.000-08:00

Well, at least to Mickey Rourke she is. Here’s what Mickey had to say about working with the hottest celebrity babe on the planet:

“People say bad stuff about her and how she can’t act, but they only say that because she’s beautiful,” the actor told the New York Daily News. “She’s the most talented actress I’ve worked with. When she cries in a scene, I get emotional.”

And who the hell are we to argue with Mickey Rourke? I mean, the guy’s the man. Forget about The Wrestler and all that recent crap; have you guys seen Angel Heart or Barfly? This guy knows his $#!!. So if Mickey Rourke says that Megan fox is a fantastic actress and the most talented actress he has ever worked with, then she is. She’s also the sexiest woman on the planet, and I would say absolutely anything just to please her, but that’s beside the point. Have a good weekend boys and girls!

I don't look classy in underwear - Megan

2010-02-20T06:42:00.000-08:00

'I don't look classy in underwear,' admits new Armani lingerie star Megan Fox

She's an international sex symbol and the new lingerie model for Emporio Armani.

But in revealing new interview, Megan Fox reveals a more vulnerable side by admitting she lacks self confidence and says she doesn't look classy in underwear.

The many admirers of the 23-year-old actress may beg to differ - but it seems Megan has a very clear idea about what kind of look she evokes in a pair of smalls.
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Vulnerable side: Megan Fox posed in a photoshoot for American magazine W

Her latest sponsors might not be impressed, but if they had read any other of her occasionally wacky comments they certainly couldn't claim to be surprised.

Speaking to W magazine as part of a new photoshoot, the Transformers star said: 'There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn't necessarily provoke a pin-up image.

'But with me it does, immediately, as soon as I''m in underwear. I'm a Vargas girl, she added referring to Alberto Vargas, a famous Peruvian painter of Sixties pin-up girls.

Maternal: The Transformer star says she's looking forward to having children

Megan, who has been dating former Beverley Hills 90210 boyfriend Brian Austin Green since 2004, also talked about her lack of confidence in acting and modelling.

She said: 'My main weakness is nerves. I have no confidence, and because of that I'm always second-guessing myself.'

But something she is looking forward to is motherhood, revealing she also has a very maternal side.

'No one believes me when I talk about this, but I'm really maternal,' Fox said.
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Wary: Megan doesn't trust the competitive Hollywood crowd, 'particularly women'

'I worry that because I've always wanted [kids] so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won't be able to have them, even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment.'

When asked about trust in the film industry, Fox said: 'I don't trust people in this industry, but I especially don't trust girls in this industry, because it's incredibly competitive, and I'm just not interested.'

The actress' next film will be the thriller Passion Play, which also stars Mickey Rourke, Bill Murray and Rhys Ifans.

The Fake Megan Fox thump in Motorola's Advert

2010-02-12T07:14:00.001-08:00

In a surprising development that is tearing up the blogosphere and confusing men everywhere, Megan Fox may or may not have used a body double for her Motorola Super Bowl ad.

But not for her body, really -- for her thumbs. If you haven't heard, Fox has a genetic condition called "brachydactyly" (or "clubbed thumb"), which refers to shortening of the fingers or toes.

The ad opens with Fox in an outdoor bathtub, naked, generally looking stunning. Then a close-up shows a person thumbing through a phone equipped with Motorola's Blur system, before Fox snaps a picture of herself and sends it out. But a closer look at the ad, specifically the thumb that handles the phone, reveals a long, un-clubbed digit -- which may not be Fox's own.

Asylum spoke with Motorola and the ad agency, Anomaly, to get to the bottom of it. First, you be the judge: Take a look at Fox and her genuine, short thumb on the left, and thumb from the ad on the right.

In response to Asylum's question -- if Fox had a stand-in for her thumb close up -- Anomaly co-founder Jason DeLand said, "I cannot confirm or deny that."

"I've not heard it," said DeLand, when asked if he had heard about Fox's notoriously stumpy thumbs. "I'm hearing about it now ... All I know is what I see and read in popular press." Pressed further, DeLand told Asylum, "We're only concerned with how the ad has performed, and what it's doing for Motorola."

In response to the same question about a possible thumb-double, Motorola spokeswoman Tracey Thiele told Asylum via email: "It's part of our corporate policy not to comment on rumor or speculation."

Well, you've seen the pictures now, which seem to offer real evidence rather than mere speculation. Here's what some other popular sources are saying:

"In Megan Fox's steamy Motorola commercial that aired during the Super Bowl," writes Perez Hilton, "the actress was completely naked and felt very comfortable with her body -- except for her hands! Fox has brachydactyly, a genetic condition resulting in clubbed thumbs, so when the camera closed up [sic] on her hand holding the phone, she enlisted someone else's digits."

HollywoodLife.com shares that view and suggested that the stand-in was Fox's idea: "The seemingly-perfect Megan has a shocking secret -- she used a thumb double! Megan requested a model with a second set of perfectly manicured nails to replace hers."

"Rather than use her actual thumbs for the close-up on the new Blur smart phone," writes The Daily Mail, "Motorola enlisted a hand model."

You've seen the evidence, now what do you think? Is the Motorola thumb an imposter?

Megan Fox in Under-wear

2010-02-09T07:32:00.000-08:00

Of all the Megan Fox pictures available online, it's difficult to choose the more attractive.

But if this beauty's pictorial for Armani underwear doesn't represent the best example of why many consider her to be the sexiest woman alive, it would at least get honorable mention. Very honorable mention.

Along those luscious lines, the following video is more of a must-see than the series finale of Lost.

It's simply a 30-second look at Fox in lingerie, as the camera pans all around the body of this gorgeous actress. But, really, what else do you need?

Megan Fox Battles Miley Cyrus for Worst Actress of '09

2010-02-07T09:21:00.000-08:00

Megan Fox and Miley Cryus are facing off for an award that neither one of them probably wants to win.

Fox, 23 - star of Jennifer's Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - and Cyrus, 17 - star of Hannah Montana: The Movie - are both nominated for a Razzie, which celebrates the worst from Hollywood last year. Their "worst actress" competition: Beyonce (Obsessed); Sarah Jessica Parker (Did You Hear About the Morgans?) and Sandra Bullock (All About Steve), who is expected to nab an Oscar nod for The Blind Side.

See Miley and other stars backstage at the Grammys!

Worst actor of 2009 nominees include all three Jonas Brothers for Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience; Will Ferrell (Land of the Lost); Oscar host Steve Martin (Pink Panther 2); Eddie Murphy (Imagine That) and John Travolta (Old Dogs).

Up for worst picture of 2009? All About Steve; G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra; Land of the Lost; Old Dogs; Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

See which stars were named 2009's worst dressed!

Because it's the Razzies' 30th anniversary year, awards also will be given to the worst filmmaking of the decade.

Worst Actor of the Decade nominees include Gigli star Ben Affleck, who's "won" two Razzies in his career; Norbit star Eddie Murphy, who has received two Razzies; two-time Razzie winner Mike Myers; Rob Schneider, winner" of one Razzie and Old Dogs star Travolta.

See which stars had the worst hair of the year

The Worst Actress of the Decade nominees: Glitter star Mariah Carey; Paris Hilton, "winner" of four Razzies; three-time Razzie "winner" Lindsay Lohan; Jennifer Lopez, who's received two Razzies and Madonna, "winner" of four Razzies.

Megan are ready to set the house on fire!

2010-01-31T02:12:00.000-08:00

EX ‘AMERICAN Idol’ judge, Simon Cowell is planning to share the podium of judges in his upcoming show ‘X-Factor’ with two of Hollywood’s breath taking hotties, Beyonce Knowles and Megan Fox.

The ‘Destiny’s Child’ girl and ‘Transformers’ actress are on Cowell’s desired list for the American edition of the reality show sequences ‘X-Factor’, according to ‘Britain's Got Talent’ judge Amanda Holden. (Courtesy screenindia. com)
"Beyonce would be good and Megan Fox because she has a crush on Cowell," Holden told the British newspaper Sun, as per screenidia.com.

She also suggested that ex-American Idol judge Paula Abdul might make a comeback in the new show ‘X-Factor’ as a judge.
"My prediction is Simon will bring Paula Abdul out of the toy box and let her play on the X-Factor panel," she said, according to screenindia.com.

Holden, who also shares the platform of judges along with entrepreneur Cowell on ‘'Britain's Got Talent', further said, "Simon and three girls would be ace, imagine the sexual tension," according screenindia.com.

Engagement report is fake

2010-01-22T20:53:00.001-08:00

(ANI): Megan Fox’s rumoured engagement with beau Brian Austin Green has been dubbed ‘fake’. Reports claiming the couple had taken their relationship to another level emerged after an impostor allegedly posing as Green commented on popular social networking site Twitter.

The post said that the former Beverly Hills, 90210 star Green is “engaged and (has) a son from (a) previous relationship,” reports the Daily Star. But GossipCop.com apparently blew the whistle on the false engagement, saying the tweet was written by someone posing as Green. The Twitter page has since been deleted, it was said.

Megan Fox replaces Victoria Beckham at Emporio Armani

2010-01-15T23:53:00.000-08:00

And she looks gorgeous in these new shots…

Megan Fox is Armani’s hot new model- replacing Spice Girl Victoria Beckham.
Photos have been released today showing the Transformers actress looking stunning in her designer underwear.

The black and white shots were taken by photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott.

As well as showing off her curves in skimpy lingerie Megan models the fashion house’s jeans.

And despite being fully clothed in those pics the star still managed to up the x-factor by wearing a wet shirt!

Designer Giorgio Armani is clearly a fan of Miss Fox. He said: “Megan is young and sexy and has a lot of spirit. Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans are all about a youthful attitude making her the perfect choice for the collections.”

In October it was announced that Megan Fox would be replace Victoria Beckham as the face of Emporio Armani, and here are the first pictures of the new ad campaign. How hot are the Megan Fox pictures for Armani? Hot enough for me to say stop whatever you are doing and go buy everything you can find with Armani on it. Give Giorgio Armani all your money, give him your kid's college tuition money, give him the money you have been stealing from your parents savings, then get more money, and give him it, because after giving us these Megan Fox lingerie pictures, Armani deserve nothing less than to receive all our money for the rest of eternity. I say with the greatest of sincerity, that Megan Fox could be in a fiery mid-air collision over the Atlantic Ocean leaving her fused to airplane wreckage and half-eaten by sharks and I would still need those condoms that numb your pen-is. Yup, she is that hot... Other than her being completely naked, the only thing that could have made her hotter is if she had a pair of Emporio Armani socks in her mouth.

Megan Fox Splashes Out On Massive $2.9million Home

2010-01-08T18:39:00.000-08:00

Transformers star Megan Fox has forked out $2.9 million for a plush new pad in LA’s San Feliz.

The 5,200 square foot Mediterranean-style house was built in 1935 and boasts four bedrooms and five bathrooms.

It has restored original details, panoramic ocean and city views, custom hardwood floors, state of the art security and a pool with several terraces and lawn areas.

Megan Fox's new Mediterranean-styled home was built in 1935.

Other stunning features include white flat –fronted cabinetry, a Viking range, Carrara marble countertops in the bathroom and kitchen, and a free standing tub.

The property boasts numerous bedrooms, as well as an outdoor swimming pool.

Besides changing addresses, Megan has recently been slammed by health experts over advocating drinking vinegar to stay thin.

The starlet claimed: “It just cleanses you system entirely… I’m not one for exercising, because I’m lazy and have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to cleanse once in a while ‘cause of the amount of sugar I take in."

And offers fantastic views over the Los Angeles skyline.

Nutritionists have emphasised that drinking vinegar will not help you to loose weight.

One dietician told OK! magazine: “As attractive as it sounds, there is no magic pill, lotion or potion for a quick fix to weight loss.”

Fox 'blasted for false weight loss tip'

2010-01-07T18:41:00.000-08:00

By Oli Simpson

Megan Fox has been blasted by health experts for endorsing a false and potentially harmful method of weight loss.

The Jennifer's Body actress was criticised for giving misleading advice after she revealed that she regularly drinks vinegar as part of her detox regime.

According to The Sun, the 23-year-old claimed: "It just cleanses you system entirely… I'm not one for exercising, because I'm lazy and have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to cleanse once in a while 'cause of the amount of sugar I take in."

However, nutritionists have since dismissed the tip - maintaining that drinking vinegar does not help weight loss.

Dietician Lucy Jones told OK!: "As attractive as it sounds, there is no magic pill, lotion or potion for a quick-fix to weight loss."

Megan Fox wins sexiest female actress of 2009

2010-01-03T02:39:00.001-08:00

Megan Fox is reportedly a person who drew a huge movie crowd in 2009. According to polls released for a year end review of 2009 (December 31) by AOL moviefone, one aspect of the actress' persona that the queried audience says exists is that Megan Fox is sexy.

The year-end poll, found on AOL’s Moviefone.com website, was an unscientific tally of the best and worst of 2009. Rated by fans of Hollywood movies and Hollywood stars. the poll's most interesting aspect indicates that many movie fanatics who went to the theater in 2009 were disappointed.

Perhaps most interesting about the Moviefone poll with regard to Megan Fox. Although findings make this temptress the sexiest female actress, this information comes at the same time as Fox was polled as the actress garnering the worst 2009 performance. Even if you include a margin of error, this outcome could be likened to the outcome politicos like to reason exists during important elections.

Many say Megan Fox can’t act -- but that's not a new concept. Transformers 2 audience members saw the celebrity as sexy, but they also saw that the acting chops come from her co-actors on that film. Many felt Fox's performance was choppy and unbelievable. Add that with rumors about how badly this big screen personality has been said to treat crew members and you have Megan Fox, the performer with a very big image problem.

Fans vote for Megan Fox's X-appeal over acting skills

2010-01-01T07:16:00.001-08:00

Movie fans have rated model-turned-actress Megan Fox's sex appeal above her onscreen talents, as she was named the worst actress of 2009 but also the sexiest in a new poll.

Fox has topped the list of worst actresses by film website Moviefone.com for her role in action sequel "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen", narrowly beating out Beyonce Knowles for her performance in thriller "Obsessed" and Hilary Swank in "Amelia".

But the 23-year-old also landed the title of sexiest actress in the same poll, seeing off competition from Zoe Saldana and Sandra Bullock.

Fox's "Transformers" follow-up also divided the voters, being named both worst movie of the year and best action movie.

Megan Fox named the WORST actress of 2009

2010-01-01T07:12:00.001-08:00

Megan Fox has been named the WORST actress of 2009 beating Beyonce in a poll conducted by Moviefone.com. Tranformers:Revenge of the Fallen was also voted Worst Movie of 2009, followed by Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno.

While we are willing to certify that watching Megan act is the artistic equivalent of breaking into her house and watching her poo, here’s a small sample of pictures that prove why we’re all willing to put up with her psycho brain, her diarrhea-filled outhouse of a mouth and her acting skills that make us wish they never did away with silent movies.

Rihanna Wants To Act As Gay Assassin With Megan Fox

2009-12-27T01:22:00.000-08:00

Rihanna has said that she’d love to play a lesbian killer with “hot” actress Megan Fox.

In quotes reported on various websites the Russian Roulette singer said: “I'd love to be an assassin. Either that or a lesbian. Maybe both."

"Hey, a gay assassin, there's nothing hotter than that. Megan Fox would play my girlfriend - hands down. She's yummy. She's hot.”

And in news bound to excite teenage boys across the world Ri’ also said she’s open to lady-love.

The singer said: “All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl.”

Earlier today Rihanna announced a UK tour for 2010.

Megan Fox Wins VGA for Best Human 2009?

2009-12-20T07:31:00.000-08:00

Yes, I am afraid that YouTube video was, in fact, me. The Escapist sent me to the VGAs to cover the event but due to a simple misunderstanding between me and another journalist, I wound up outside the show partially blind and briefly incarcerated by the Los Angeles police department. But I am getting ahead of myself. Let me start from the beginning.

We were brought directly from the airport to the theatre. It soon became apparent that something was up when the van drove around back and dropped the t-shirt-wearing journalists and developers off at the service entrance. I guess my "Fuck This Awards Show t-shirt" didn't fit their strict dress code. The benefit was that I was escorted to my seat early by a couple of ushers who were clearly nervous about being seen with me.

The events started with Zachary Quinto (the new Spock) announcing that he was going to be the tutorial voice for Star Trek Online. One could not help but think his dull monotone would be quite suitable for game tutorial; after all, he has built his career around being an emotionless automaton. Thankfully, my best friend - a silver flask filled with an alcohol of undetermined quality and origin which tasted suspiciously like brake fluid - was there to keep me entertained.

The show continued with Jack Black winning an award for Best Voice Acting in a Game Nobody Played for his role as Eddie Riggs in Brutal Legend. Black, always one to create an unnecessary spectacle came out in Wonder Woman wrestling tights, a cape and what appeared to be a Burger King crown. Perhaps he ran out of ideas, or someone forgot to tell him that Nacho Libre wasn't really that good. He thanked his mom and then smashed the balsawood podium with his award. While the stage crew pretended to drag a mildly irate Black off the stage I took the opportunity to drink the mystery liquor in the flask. The warmth of the liquor dulled my senses and made the awkward sketch comedy seem nearly tolerable.

Unsurprisingly, Mountain Dew's independent award, Best Game Fueled by Sugar Induced Diabetes, was Flower, a game actually fueled by Sony's billions. For a second party developer with access to major corporate resources to win best independent game of the year would have been a slap in the face to truly independent game makers if any of them were actually seated where they could see the stage. Strangely my flask seemed to be telling me to drink; I obliged its wishes.
by Marion Cox

More fake release of Megan Fox bare-all pictures

2009-12-12T18:21:00.000-08:00

For those who can't wait for Megan Fox to take on nudity as an art form, here is some release from a fake celebrity website....

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Megan Birthday Surprise for her boyfriend

2009-11-27T22:43:00.001-08:00

MEGAN Fox is one generous gal!

The Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen star has revealed how she bought her on-off beau Brian Austin Green a red 1966 Mustang Fastback that she found on the internet.

“We were going through cars on eBay and I found one in really good condition that was beautiful and for a good price,” Fox told talk show host Jay Leno.

“I used to steal my Mom’s car all the time when I was like 14 and 15 right before I got my license.

“She used to drive a teal Kia and I would steal it and sneak over to my boyfriend’s house. She didn’t let me get my license until I was almost 18 because she thought I would never come back once I had it.

“I was grounded constantly. She would put me in my room and then I would climb out the second-story window.”

Fox, 23, recently said that being famous is like being a “sacrificial lamb”.

“Being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb,” she said. “At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they [critics and audiences] put you on, they’re going to tear you down.

“And I created a character as an offering for the sacrifice. I’m not willing to give my true self up.

“The reality is, I’m hidden amongst all the insanity. Nobody can find me.”

Megan Fox To Save The New York Times

2009-11-22T01:15:00.000-08:00

Here are a few Megan Fox lingerie outtake pictures that are actually from The New York Times. Yes, this has desperation written all over it because we all know the newspaper has one foot in the grave. So the jokers in D.C. are now talking about bailing out the newspapers because we are now a bailout country.

Damn politicians bailing out failure every chance they get and dumb companies that can't sell their products. And if you cannot sell a newspaper with hot pictures of Megan Fox in lingerie and going spread eagle with her crotch, well then you just can't sell a newspaper and should liquidate. I don't know if Megan Fox spreading eagle is going to be enough to save "The Old Gray Lady" but it is sure worth a try.

One bit of advice I would offer the people at the The New York Times is that Megan is at her best when she is not speaking. She is great to look at but once her mouth start moving and you start hearing the words coming from her mouth, there is nothing but trouble.

Megan Indulges in Caffeine

2009-11-15T04:33:00.000-08:00

A sleepy and moody Megan Fox was spotted by photographers at the Coffee Bean store in Studio City, California on November 14, 2009. Megan Fox was photographed holding her hot coffee - and she doesn't care about the photographers! A great day for a caffeine fix, Megan Fox.

In related news, Megan Fox revealed that she wants to be "covered in blood and vomit" for the rest of her life, which is kinda gross. Megan Fox says she can't stand the characters she usually plays in movies and explained that she prefers to get down and dirty in horror movies as in her new film 'Jennifer's Body'.

Robert Pattinson will never date Megan Fox

2009-11-11T18:55:00.000-08:00

Robert Pattinson is embarrassed.

He's embarrassed by rumors that he's dating Megan Fox.

After posing for photos at the Teen Choice Awards last summer, Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox were believed to have vanished into the night where they enjoyed a romantic tryst together.

Not true.

“I wouldn’t be that cheesy if I was to go on a date with her,” Pattinson now reveals.

“Because I read this magazine thing that said, ‘He was rubbing her back, they were drinking Merlot…He was reading her poetry.’ I was so embarrassed, like, ‘Oh God!’”

Although the general public expects a two hot individuals like Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox to find one another, Pattinson's friends were both surprised and impressed by the "news."

“I kept getting all these texts from my mates in England saying, ‘Whoa, are you going out with Megan Fox?’” Pattinson admitted.

“And I’d met her once, for like two seconds.”

Megan Fox offered $1.5 million to admit to boob job

2009-11-10T19:01:00.000-08:00

Megan Fox offered $1.5 million to admit to boob job, endorse breast ehancement company!?

Megan Fox for Boob Jobs?
MichaelBay.com23-year-old actress Megan Fox has reportedly been offered close to two million dollars to endorse breast enhancements, according to exclusive reports yesterday.

The TRANSFORMERS hottie has come under fire recently, for what experts claim is 'an abundance' of plastic surgery procedures, including a rhinoplasty, lip enhancement and breast enlargement.

Critics of the actress have called out the tattooed star, claiming she is not deserving of her beauty titles.

The raven haired starlet vehemently dispels rumors she has gone under the knife, and claims to be insecure about her appearance.

In a letter addressed to Fox' agent, Chuck James, a breast enhancement website offered the actress $1.5 million dollars.

No word yet whether the actress has accepted or declined the million dollar offer.

Megan Fox's tattoo warning

2009-11-09T18:59:00.000-08:00

Megan Fox gets inspiration from her Marilyn Monroe tattoo.

The 'Transformers' beauty has an etching of the legendary sex symbol on her forearm and says looking at it gives her the attitude needed to make it in the movie world.

She said: "I really admire Marilyn Monroe but I would never try to emulate her. I got the tattoo as a warning. It warns me not to let myself be treated so badly by the film industry so that it breaks me down."

Megan - who is often voted the world's sexiest woman - also said she experiences sexism on movie sets and is judged just because she is a woman.

She added to Germany's Bunte magazine: "I don't feel I'm treated equally. If you are a woman and arrive on the set and you are introverted - because you are shy or self conscious - and you don't embrace everyone who works on the set you are regarded as an arrogant diva or even as a cocky b***h. If men are introverted it's cool. They are considered to be pensive, valuable method actors. What a double standard!"

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Alleged Celebrity burglars' loot seized

2009-11-03T23:30:00.001-08:00

Police in Los Angeles have seized dozens of diamond rings, designer shoes and bags from a gang who allegedly burgled the homes of Hollywood stars.

Search warrant documents show that alongside luxury goods, officers found guns and drugs.

To date, four people have been charged over a string of break-ins at properties belonging to Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Partridge, Megan Fox and Orlando Bloom, among others.

Court documents reveal that Louis Vuitton bags and Chanel purses were found alongside a bag of diamonds.

But the records do not link the items to their celebrity owners.

The four arrested face felony residential burglary counts.

A fifth member of the alleged gang has not been charged pending further investigation.

Why Men Like Megan Fox

2009-11-03T23:19:00.000-08:00

Ever wonder why gay men drool over musclular Ken dolls while most women don't look twice? Or why the pouty stylings of Megan Fox (who's a pretty girl, sure) seem to have an unearthly pull on straight men? Attraction At First Eye Contact?
Us too, and now thanks to a Harvard study we find that male attraction to exaggerated masculine or feminine features (depending on the man's sexual orientation) is part of biology's big master plan. According to the study of 900 men and women, published online in the journal Archives of Sex.ual Behavior, both gay men and straight men are hard-wired to find faces that are "sex.ually dimorphic" the most appealing.

Sex.ual dimorphism is the accentuation of the preferred gender's most traditional features. Think a "broad jaw, broad forehead, and more pronounced brow ridge" in men and "tapered chin, larger lips, and a narrower forehead" in women. Facial Attraction: Choice Of Sex.ual Partner Shaped The Human Face

When faced with a cascade of face images that scientists tweaked to look either more masculine or feminine, men were pretty much in agreement about the objects of their affection. Gay men found more masculine-looking men to be attractive, yet straight women weren't quite as extreme. Women (but of course!) were much dicier and more complicated in what they found sexworthy. Women Are Confusing Flirts.

Our work showed that gay men found highly masculine male faces to be significantly more attractive than feminine male faces. Also, the types of male faces that gay men found attractive generally did not mirror the types of faces that straight women found most attractive, one of the researchers said.

While straight women as a whole found masculine faces more attractive then feminine ones, lesbians were more ennamored by butch ladies. And, as we've noted here before, women tend to be most attracted to slightly more feminine-looking guys once ovulation has passed. And then hop back onto the macho man ride when our bodies are aching to procreate.

Megan Fox to Un.dress for Armani

2009-10-29T01:51:00.000-07:00

The sultry and sexy 'Jennifer's Body' actress Megan Fox, 23, is stripping down to her underwear in the name of fashion.

The 'Transformers' star has signed on to be the new face and body of Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans campaigns, ET confirms. The actress was photographed this past July alongside Armani at the Giorgio Armani Privé show.

Fox's Armani ads will begin running worldwide in January. The actress succeeds Victoria Beckham, who stripped down for an Armani underwear campaign this past year.

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo has also signed on to pose for the men's Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans campaigns, though he will not be appearing alongside Fox in any of the ads.

Megan Fox and Ashley Tisdale Fall Victims of Burglary

2009-10-29T01:48:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox, Ashley Tisdale Fall Victims of Burglary
28-Oct-2009
Written by: Ingrid Bergquist

The Los Angeles gang burglarizes Tisdale and Fox’s homes.

Celebrity teen-sensation Ashley Tisdale and Megan Fox were allegedly burglarized by the same teenager crime ring that have been targeting celebrities, reported People magazine.

It is believed that millions of dollars have been stolen from the properties by the gang since 2008.

Fox, Tisdale and Brian Austin are the latest celebrities to have been victimized by the Los Angeles gang. Previous confirmed victims were Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Audrina Partridge and Rachel Bilson.

Six people have been arrested in connection to the cases.

According to People, the gang members were locating the celebrities by using Hollywood star maps and the internet, and calculated when the homes were empty based on appearance schedules.

The gang is not suspected of burglarizing Kourtney Kardashian's home and stealing over $100,000 worth of items from her house. The robberies happened at around the same time as Partridge's and Lohan's house burglaries, of which 18-year-old Nicholas Prugo has been charged.

Megan is a born Lesbian?

2009-10-24T19:41:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox loved playing a lesbian vampire in new movie Jennifer’s Body – she even stayed in character when the cameras stopped rolling!

The actress says her part was so well written, she found it hard to snap out of.

“The roles were so amazing and so well written that I think we all ended up being those characters full-time and taking them home with us,” says Megan.

“I don’t mean I took on some of my character’s more extreme behavior but I definitely felt like she was part of me even when we were not shooting.”

Megan, 23, recently revealed that she accepted her role in Jennifer’s Body because the screenwriter wore ’stripper shoes’.

“Diablo Cody was really shy and really nice and she had on these six-inch pair of clear high heels, like the kind that strippers wear,” she said.

“I loved that in Hollywood here she was walking around in stripper shoes.

“It’s what swayed me to do the movie.”

JENNIFER’S BODY SOUNDTRACK - RELEASED OCTOBER 26

2009-10-21T14:26:00.000-07:00

Includes new single New Perspective by PANIC! AT THE DISCO

The star-studded musical companion to the Fox thriller – starring Megan Fox and penned by Oscar-winner Diablo Cody (Juno) – gathers previously unreleased tracks from an array of top Fueled By Ramen artists including Cobra Starship, Paramore’s Hayley Williams and Panic! At The Disco, who contribute featured single New Perspective.

New Perspective is the first track to be heard from the new-look Panic! At The Disco, with Brendon Urie and Spencer Smith at the helm. “We’re really excited to introduce our new single,” enthuse the band. “We’re all huge fans of Diablo Cody and Megan Fox, so it’s great to be able to have New Perspective be a part of their film.”

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The soundtrack also boasts a who’s-who of today’s top new acts, including tracks from Little Boots, Florence And The Machine, All Time Low and Silversun Pickups, alongside alternative icons such as Dashboard Confessional. The compilation was produced by renowned music supervisor Randall Poster (The Hangover).

Directed by award-winning filmmaker Karyn Kusama, the much-anticipated Jennifer’s Body stars Transformers starlet Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried (Mamma Mia, Big Love), JK Simmons (Spider-Man, Juno) and Adam Brody (The OC, Mr & Mrs Smith), and opens in theatres across the UK on October 28.

A sexy horror film with a wicked sense of humour, Jennifer’s Body sees high school student Jennifer (Megan Fox) possessed by a hungry demon and transformed from being ‘high school evil’ – gorgeous and stuck-up with an attitude – to the real deal: proper evil. The beauty becomes a pale, sickly creature on the hunt for meat, and guys who never stood a chance before take on new luster in the light of her insatiable appetite. Her lifelong best friend Needy (Amanda Seyfried) must step up to protect the town's young men, including nerdy boyfriend Chip.

Megan looking Red Hot

2009-10-19T09:55:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox, also known as the “Hottest Celebrity Babe on the Planet” according to yours truly and every other sane person in the world, was on hand at last night’s taping of the Spike TV 2009 Scream Awards to accept the award for “Best Sci-fi Movie”, and she looked scorching hot while doing so. If you ask me they should have given Megan another award; one for “Best Curves in a Tight Dress”. Hoochie mama!

Cristiano Ronaldo and Megan Fox for Armani

2009-10-15T15:48:00.000-07:00

By Phong Luu

Real Madrid footballer and Hollywood actress replace David and Victoria Beckham as new faces of Emporio Armani Underwear.

He famously donned rump-enhancing, fluoro hotpants on holiday, so perhaps posing in barely-there briefs isn’t such a daunting task for the flamboyant footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.

The Real Madrid star, 24, has been revealed as the face of Emporio Armani Underwear, filling the snug pants-sized space vacated by David Beckham, for spring/summer 2010. Beckham has modelled for the designer since 2007.

Ronaldo, who left Manchester United for the Spanish club, in July, for a record £80million, raised eyebrows – and laughs - when he was snapped on holiday in Los Angeles, last year, in bottom-grazing shorts. (His buffed body did negate this sartorial faux-pas somewhat, even if his tan was a shade too close to David Dickinson mahogany for comfort.) His campaign images are yet to be shot.

And, in a move guaranteed to get men hot under the collar, the Transformers actress, Megan Fox, 23, will replace Victoria Beckham as the face of the women’s range.

The hotshot fashion photographers, Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, have already snapped Fox’s soon-to-be released campaign images. Cue the countdown…

Five Ways For Michael Bay To Kill Megan Fox in Transformers 3

2009-10-14T01:09:00.000-07:00

by Kevin Kelly

Michael Bay has a lot to atone for. He's become the cinematic whipping boy of bad, over the top, explosion-filled movies, which are of course also his forte. But he could rectify most of that in one fell swoop, and it's by doing something that he's already considering: killing off Megan Fox. Okay, to be fair, we mean killing off her annoying character Mikaela in Transformers. It might not make us forgive everything, but it's huge step in the right direction.

There's no love lost between Bay and Fox. She called him "Hitler" and said you had to be a genius to understand Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (was she watching an unseen Criterion cut of the film?). He had his own words to say, and had several cast members rally to his defense in a letter-writing flurry that detailed how bitchy and hard to work with Ms. Fox was. Things have escalated to a level where he's reportedly considering killing her off in the next Transformers film. At this point we're surprised he'd be bringing her back at all, because a simple "Ever since Mikaela left for that mechanics study course in Germany" line and she's out of the film.

But the fact that he's considering killing her off is deliciously evil, because it means he wants to bring her back just to kill her off onscreen. Not since Paris Hilton got waxed in the House of Wax remake have people been anticipating the demise of a celebutart. We're ready to get Halloween rolling by including Michael Bay among our best villains and suggesting some creative ways he might take care of the problem. Read on after the break and find out how Megan Fox might bite it in Transformers 3.

She's a Robot

The most obvious way for Bay to kill Fox was mapped out for us in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me: make Mikaela a femmebot. Remember that thanks to Revenge of the Fallen, the Transformers can look just like humans now. In fact, they can look so human that they can get Sam's hormones pumping ... something Mikaela seems to excel at. Couple this with the fact that she's extremely good with machines, has a flimsy background (no mom, dad in jail, etc), and signs point to oil in her veins. In Transformers 3 it's found out that she's a Deceptibot, and is either called on the carpet for failing so many times that they terminate her, or she dies in Sam's arms in the middle of a ginormo robo-battle, just after confessing what she is. A single, oily tear slides down her cheek as Shia screams "NO NO NO NO NO!"

Megatron Gets Even

Sam and Bumblebee race off with Ron and Judy in the backseat on a wedding planning trip. Yes, that's right, Sam and Mikaela are engaged now, and she's wearing a ring made out of some piece of the Allspark that somehow still exists. However, the romantic comedy hijinks between both couples come to a halt when Decepticons attack and take Sam's woman. He easily abandoned her for college in Revenge, but apparently he still moans for her pheromones and goes after her. Even though he's warned it might be a trap set by Megatron, who is now Megapissed. Sam calls in the troops, since Optimus owes him a favor or two, and when the ensuing battles busts out, Mikaela dies in the crossfire to provide an emotional arc. But as the end credits roll, the ring sparkles on her finger. Oh, crap.

Roadkill

Let's face it, the Transformers are bigass, giant chrome robots. They aren't dainty gadgets you'd see on a shelf at a Japanese fanboy shop in Tokyo. These things breathe death. They're huge killing machines when they're in robo-mode, and when they're transformed they still look like deathmobiles. Either way you slice it (and I'm deliberately ignoring the moron twins from Revenge here), they just exist to splatter anything made out of meat. In a variation on Megatron Gets Even, Mikaela is captured ... but instead of holding her hostage, Megatron decides to pull a Hitcher on her. He sticks her inside a vehicle, and tells Sam he has to give up the [insert plot point secret] or she dies. Sam hems and haws and finally confesses, but Megatron has other plans. The vehicle she's in slowly transforms with Fox still inside, and Sam is treat to a front-row seat gorefest.

That's a Wrap on Megan Fox

The best way to deal with this problem? Just take care of it offscreen. Sure, you won't make the scads of Foxfans very happy, but you'll take care of your problem and save a bundle in the process. Unless she has some sort of guaranteed screen time in her contract, with a quota of at least 12 moist lip-parting, teeth-baring, open mouth shots. Barring that, Bay should just write her out. We don't even need to justify it with screen time. Sam's in mourning, since Mikaela died between Revenge and the next movie. Maybe he's joined a monastery, started living with the Autobots, or become the mainstay at sorority parties, depending on how he's dealing with it, but the main thing is that she died, tragically, before the movie opens. Thus saving both the crew, and the audience, the pain.

Mojo Goes Cujo

Mojo had settled into his life of being Sam's bitch just before Mikaela came along, and he's never been happy about it. Not only did she usurp his position, but she also took Sam out of the house, leaving him stranded with the wacky adventures of the Ron and Judy Show. He's also going through the throes of canine painkiller addiction, and this does not make him a pleasant puppy. When he digs up one of his bones from the yard, he doesn't notice strange symbols on it while he gnaws away his troubles, and accidentally ingests some sort of crazy alien plot point. It turns him into a rabid, miniature, transforming version of Cujo who has one thing on the brain: death to pouty-lipped, doey-eyed, owner-stealing women. It's a short list, and Mojo finally gets his.

Megan Fox To Be Kicked Out of Transformers 3

2009-10-11T10:44:00.000-07:00

Hold your breath Megan’s fans. Your favorite brat Megan Fox is to be kicked out of Transformers 3 which is scheduled for 2011. Yea there are rumors from many celebrity sites stating that Michael Bay is planning to show the little Megan Fox that there is something called manners!

Almost everyone know the difference between Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie right? The first one needs to learn a lot about manners and maturity compared to the second. But somehow Megan’s fans always says that the little girl needs time to become a real lady. Well maybe at 40!

Megan Fox is beautiful and hot but she acts like a real brat and as a gift for always throwing dirt on her director and movies, she is going to obtain a cool 15 minutes only appearance in Transformers 3 which will conclude her death in the movie.

Well she will obviously has the chance to agree for the role or refuse it too. Well nothing is confirmed yet but well, Transformers without Megan Fox, huh will it even change anything except her big balloons that is nothing more than what many others have better!

So in a few words, I don’t think Megan Fox is the token of Transformers! So get that “thing” out. Mature fans need another hot one in there while Balloons fans will always be blind and look at the hole when the best is the surrounding.

Megan Fox Back For Transformers 3

2009-10-03T11:32:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox is back for more Transformers fun, direcor Michael Bay wants her for Transformers 3. Those two have quite the complicated relationship, don’t they? He calls her immature and childish, she calls him Hitler, the stage crew write a scathing letter about what a horrid human being she is — and Megan Fox is back! Absolutely amazing.
Michael Bay wrote on his blog:

“Well its official: We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012. Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I’m flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters.”

Oh, and he did add in some extra snark for Ms. Fox:

P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.

Touche!

Megan Fox Screwed Up on SNL Opener

2009-09-29T06:30:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox bombed on Saturday Night Live’s season opener. Megan did a few skits with comedy, but she didn’t do the comedy herself. There weren’t many stand out moments, either, so overall, Megan stunk.

The most memorable thing about Saturday’s show didn’t even involve Megan. Jenny Slate – a new cast member, dropped an F-bomb. Yup. Ouch. On live TV. Let’s see what the FCC does about that! From Zap to It:

The most memorable moment is surely going to be new cast member Jenny Slate mistakenly saying “f**k” during a sketch late in the show. Otherwise, though, the season premiere ranks in the vast middle of “Saturday Night Live” episodes — there were no real disasters, but there also wasn’t anything that’s destined for the best-of collection.

It’s pretty bad when you’re supposed to be America’s sex symbol, yet there wasn’t a memorable sketch created for you! Maybe Megan has opened her mouth too many times and people are bored with her…for a bit.

Megan Fox Accepts That She’s Nothing But a Pretty Face

2009-09-29T06:24:00.001-07:00

Megan Fox accepts that she’s nothing but a pretty face. Megan, the Transformers hottie has come to terms with the perception that she is nothing but a pretty face. Guess what? Fox insists she’s not attractive and believe that her acting talent will outshine her looks before long.

Megan Fox Cheerleader Pic - the only success in Jennifer's Body

2009-09-25T19:53:00.001-07:00

Megan Fox’s new cheerleader / horror movie ‘Jennifer’s Body’ was a box office flop over the weekend, but we can all still admire her hotness in the cheerleader promo pictures.

Megan Fox is fascinated by occult

2009-09-17T08:22:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox is fascinated by occult! Megan opens up to Parade about occult and her new flick Diablo Cody’s Jennifer’s Body which hits theaters this coming Friday and I can spell Jennifer’s Body backward by now (even in my sleep).

Megan Fox on exploring the occult:
“I find it as fascinating as religion. Getting into it is like taking a religion course in college. But I would not say that the occult has guided or influenced me in any sense of the word. I was raised Catholic. I went to Catholic school for 12 years.”

On sexuality:
“I think that sexuality is power for women. I think that God or the universe, or whatever you believe in, gave men brute physical strength and gave women their sexuality. It’s so easy to control men with it, so I don’t know why I wouldn’t embrace it and allow myself to be empowered by it.”

On Jennifer’s Body’s wardrobe:
“There was something so cheese-tastic about my dresses, so gross and so cheap. It was so, like, how I used to dress when I was in high school because I had no money. It made me feel like that small-town character.” – via Parade

Megan in Rolling Stone cover shoot

2009-09-17T07:55:00.001-07:00

Yikes. I’ve just been looking at the slideshow for Megan Fox’s Rolling Stone cover shoot, and this sh-t is not good. First, the cover shot - what were they thinking?!? Mark Seliger is the photographer, and he must have said, “Let’s throw a Victoria’s Secret leotard from 1994 on Megan, get her to spread her legs for the camera and see how cheap we can make her look!” Also: Mouth-breather alert! There are eight images in all in the slideshow, and Megan only has her mouth closed in one of the photos. That’s bad enough, but the way the shoot was styled is epically ghastly. These look like cheap, terribly lit outtakes from an “adult film” starring Jenna Jameson.

As far as the full Rolling Stone interview, it hasn’t been put up yet, but Us Weekly does have some excerpts. Note: earlier today, we covered Page Six’s excerpt from the interview too - in which Megan was describing her relationship with Brian Austin Green and she said: “”I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave.’ I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.” Now we’re being “treated” to more of Megan’s stupid bulls- … ugh, just read it:

In her new Rolling Stone interview, the Jennifer’s Body star, 23, admits she used to cut herself.

“Yeah,” she replied when asked if she’s ever cut herself. “But I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

(Interestingly, Angelina Jolie — to whom Fox has been compared — has admitted she used to cut herself as a teen.)

Asked if she has ever had an eating disorder, Fox remained mum.

“If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it,” she said.

But the Tennesse native didn’t hold back when talking about her low self-esteem.

“I’m really insecure about everything,” said Fox. “I never think I’m worthy of anything… I have a sick feeling of being mocked all the time. I have a lot of self-loathing.”

Still, she said, “Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”

[From Us Weekly]

Oh, for the love of God. First the schizophrenia and now she’s a cutter but she “doesn’t want to talk about it”. That sounds… [sarcasm] believable. No, of course that’s not something she just said just so people would pay attention to her, right? For the record - I’m aware that some girls do go through a stage where they cut and self-harm. It’s a big deal, and should be treated very seriously. What I don’t care for is Megan’s whole vibe of “Oh, yeah, I’m a cutter, but I don’t call myself that, and I don’t want to talk about it even though I brought it up.” Since the Us Weekly piece brought up Angelina Jolie, let me point out - when Angelina talked about being a cutter, she spoke about it with a lot of honesty, and went into detail about why she did it and how she was feeling. She spoke about it through the scope of trying to educate and explain, not as some quick, asinine “look at me, I’m so weird!” poseur hit. Gah! I need to go bang my head against a wall.

Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried in Jennifer’s Body

2009-09-17T07:49:00.000-07:00

We’ve heard plenty of dumb, offensive comments from Megan Fox on her publicity tour for Jennifer’s Body. Megan’s stupidity gets plenty of press. There’s nothing that quite promotes films like a sexy girl-on-girl kiss, though, and Jennifer’s Body has it. Writer/producer Diablo Cody says that the kiss is not gratuitous at all, but I think the fact that Megan happens to be wearing boy short underwear as her characters crouches on the bed to kiss her best friend, played by Amanda Seyfried, makes it seem particularly geared for male fans.

What’s more is that there’s a line in the trailer where Seyfried’s character says “I thought you only killed boys” and Fox quips “I go both ways.” The film looks like a lot of fun, but I doubt it reaches the “profound and meaningful” level that Cody claims it does. She was probably joking, though, it’s hard to tell with her:

Megan Fox may feel safer kissing girls, but Amanda Seyfried, her onscreen make out partner in ‘Jennifer’s Body,’ assures us their sapphic scene is just a gimmick.

“We knew that it was going to play a really big role in publicizing the movie,” Seyfried told WENN. “We kind of rolled our eyes at the idea of having to make out.”

Not so!, said the film’s screenwriter, ‘Juno’ scribe Diablo Cody. “If the two protagonists of the film were a guy and a girl and in a particularly tense moment, they shared a kiss, no one would say it was gratuitous. But the fact that they’re women means it’s some kind of stunt. It was intended to be something profound and meaningful,” she told The Frisky.

[From The Huffington Post]

Megan plays Jennifer, a sexy cheerleader possessed by a demon who is compelled to kill. Yes, the kiss is gratuitous, but judging from the trailer, so is the whole movie. The film is out in the US this Friday, September 18.

Megan Almost let her nip slip

2009-09-13T22:14:00.000-07:00

Here’s Megan Fox coming oh so close to slipping a nippel at the Toronto International Film Festival the other night, but alas it was not to be. Canadians never get to see a good nippel slip, it’s too cold. You know the drill here, Megan Fox is hot as f@#k, my test-icles hurt just looking at her, if there was a midget standing in front of me he’d have a black eye right now. Feel free to jump in with your own boner joke any time. Enjoy.

Fox is a 'thankless unfriendly bitch' ?

2009-09-13T21:54:00.001-07:00

In response to recent comments by Megan Fox comparing Michael Bay to Hitler, three crew members from the Transformers movies decided to write a lengthy open letter (Posted in its entirety after the jump.) on MichaelBay.com highlighting Megan's diva-like behavior on the set. Here's an excerpt:

We know this quite intimately because we've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can't give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan's panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We've traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such - the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!
Michael Bay has since removed the letter and posted the following statement:

I don't condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don't condone Megan's outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.
Of course, it's rumored Michael Bay wrote the letter himself which I find hard to believe considering it lacks 85,000 explosions and jive-talking robots expressing their love for fried chicken.

Crew Letter Originally Posted on MichaelBay.com:

This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina - second thought - she's no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can't give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan's panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We've traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such - the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to "working with Hitler". We actually don't think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn't realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let's get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael - yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason - he simply wants people to bring their 'A' game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He's one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he's loyal, one of the few directors we've encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don't insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we've all worked around. She's as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone's hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We've heard the A.D's piped over the radio that Megan won't walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John's done seventy-five movies and she's made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn't know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy's work to meet Megan, but he wouldn't let them come because he told them "she is not nice."

The press certainly doesn't know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn't let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can't believe Michael is [frick]ing forcing us to go to the [frick]ing pyramids!" I guess this is the "Hitler guy" she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don't get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.

But 'Fame' is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em' come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

Megan at Jennifer's Body premiere

2009-09-12T04:16:00.001-07:00

Megan Fox is taking her first bite at being a leading lady in her new Diablo Cody penned horror film Jennifer’s Body. Last night she took to the red carpet to promote the film at its premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival.

The film, in which Megan plays a possessed high school girl with an appetite for boys and blood, also stars Amanda Seyfried who Megan will be sharing a kiss with in the film. The movie will hit theaters in wide release on Friday, September 28, 2009.

Megan Fox - Wonderland Magazine September 2009

2009-09-11T01:26:00.001-07:00

Megan Fox is too Short to be noticed

2009-09-06T10:00:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox goes unnoticed in public because people don’t realise how short she is. Megan, The Transformers hottie often goes anonymous in public because everyone expects her to be tall. I am like a ninja when it comes to disguise.

Megan Fox: “People don’t realise just how short I am. People always think I am taller so a lot of the time I go unnoticed because I am way down closer to the floor and everyone is looking for a taller girl. They think I am 5ft 10ins, but actually I am 5ft 4ins.” – AZ Central

I am really good at putting on a hat and sunglasses and leaving my sparkly outfits at home and putting on some sweats or something.

I don’t think I would miss Megan Fox if she’s somewhere close by. Do you?

Megan Got a Parking Ticket!

2009-08-28T09:06:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox: Getting Physical On Screen is Sexy

2009-08-28T08:38:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox thinks getting hit on screen is “sexy”. Yes, Megan means “hit” as of being beaten up or beating up someone! The Transformers hottie loves to be involved in gruelling action scenes because that sort of excitment raises her acting performance to another level and she thinks it’s Sexy!
Megan said: “Whenever I can be physical it helps me a lot with the actual acting aspect. I prefer it. If I could just be either beating someone up or getting my a*s beaten in every scene I would love it. Sexy!” – via Female First

Megan Fox Feels Safer to lip Girls than Boys On Screen

2009-08-28T08:31:00.001-07:00

Megan Fox feels safer kissing girls than boys on screen. In case if you didn’t know, Megan, The Transformers hottie will be smooching her co-star Amanda Seyfriend in their upcoming horror flick “Jennifer’s Body“.

Megan tells MTV News: “I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss,”

And how does her co-star Seyfried feel about smooching with Megan?

“I think she was extremely uncomfortable,” Fox said. “I don’t think that, I know that. She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing – like, giggling fits that happened in between takes.”

As for her upcoming flick Jennifer’s Body, Megan says: “so sexy”, saying she herself is “pretty sexy” in it.

That I am sure! Jennifer’s Body opens in theaters September 18th.

Saturday Night Live is Gonna get Foxier!

2009-08-24T08:41:00.000-07:00

The first host was just announced for the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. Unfortunately for all of us, it’s not someone that’s already been on a million times, like Justin Timberlake or Alec Baldwin. No, SNL has decided that we need to see Megan Fox’s comedic chops. And by “chops” I mean “breasts”. The season premiere of SNL will be September 26, and apparently Andy Samberg has already arranged for Megan to film one his infamous digital shorts. I’ve got my fingers crossed for another “Laser Cats” episode. Megan might not be able to screw up that too badly. Let’s just hope it’s not a song. Although Megan singing something along the lines of “D-ck in a Box” would be funny.

Saturday night is about to get a whole lot foxier!

“Transformers” hottie Megan Fox is slated to host the season premiere of “Saturday Night Live” on Sept. 26, reports Life&Style.com.

The 23-year-old film actress will ring in the iconic show’s 35th season and hopefully prove she can be a funny face as well as a pretty one.

“Megan is psyched to have gotten this opportunity,” an insider told the mag. “She has a lot of surprises in store for the audience. This is the perfect opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills, as she’s launching her new movie Jennifer’s Body [on Sept. 18].”

Fox is said to be prepping for her gig by filming a digital short with “SNL” star Andy Samberg.

[From the New York Daily News]

So how much will this suck? Unknown. Someone like Oscar-winner Adrien Brody bites the SNL dust hard, while someone like Paris Hilton somehow makes their hosting duties work. I’m sure that Megan’s appearance will probably be one of the highest-rated shows of the past few years though - Megan’s fanboys will be all over this.

Megan F#ck 'em Public Service Announcement

2009-08-15T08:18:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox has a very special message for you: Megan Fox made a Public Service Announcement about school bullies. In the video she said "F@ck 'em 'cause they don't know shit". The video is a promo for Diablo Cody's film "Jennifer's Body".

Megan Fox is Lady of the Evening in Hotel rendezvous

2009-08-13T08:06:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox on her way to a meeting at some hotel the other evening looking like a very expensive lady of the night. Not that I’ve ever seen one, at least not an expensive one, but this is what I hope one would look like if I could ever get enough cash together. I would have preferred to have pictures of Megan Foc leaving the hotel the next morning but sadly something tells me it wasn’t that kind of a meeting. Maybe next time.
Wow! Megan Fox looked much the polished young lady as she entered a Santa Monica hotel for a business meeting on Thursday (August 13). Sporting a modest white dress and dramatically red lips, you would never guess the ‘Transformers’ star has as filthy a mouth as we all know she does, after reading the latest post above.

Just this week, a new viral ad for Megan’s upcoming movie ‘Jennifer’s Body’ hit the Internet in which she drops a couple naughty words for anyone willing to listen. The ad was shot in a PSA-style as Megan discusses peer pressure in high school.

Here are her words of wisdom: “Let’s face it, high school can be tough and kids can be cruel, picking up on others for just being different. Well, I say f*** ‘em cause they don’t know s***.”

“What really matters is being yourself. And if that includes slowly killing and eating every boy in your school, well then I say do it. Because nothing is more important than being who you are.”

Watch the PSA above. Try not to eat your classmates, kids.

Megan is too chesty and leggy for the Kids

2009-08-11T10:24:00.000-07:00

Here’s Megan Fox at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards. I’m pretty sure that with tongue action like this, Megan is hands down the choice of every teenage boy alive. And when I say hands down, I mean….well you know what I’m getting at. I’m not sure what’s going on in this picture, but I like it.

Today's Megan Fox Random Un-Newsworthy Photo

2009-08-08T06:29:00.000-07:00

These were snapped late at night a couple days back when the on/off couple were walking through LAX. Let’s hope Megan takes a break from all the work and hits up a secluded beach where she gets tipsy & decides to run around topless...

Best 10 Photoshoots of Megan Fox

2009-08-04T21:40:00.000-07:00

As you guys probably know, today is “Ban Megan Fox Day”. Basically, a bunch of websites, including a couple of our buddies, decided to put a ban on Megan Fox today. That’s right, no Megan Fox for an entire day. Hey, I’m totally cool with that, and completely understand that they would want one full day without looking at Megan Fox, reading about her, etc…

Having said that, banning Megan Fox (i.e. the hottest celebrity babe on the planet) on Popoholic, even if it’s just for one day, is as ridiculous as banning your own private parts from any and all activities. So, to make up for the lack of Megan Fox hotness today, I present to you The Top 10 Hottest Megan Fox Photoshoots. Have fun!

Megan the Man Eater

2009-08-01T21:23:00.000-07:00

Most any man would be happy to get a little oral from ‘Transformers’ airhead Megan Fox. That is, until they see her fanged, blood-thirsty mouth rip apart the men who’ve crossed her in next month’s ‘Jennifer’s Body.’ The September issue of Fangoria gives us a few gory sneak-peeks.

If you’re like us, the sight of a shark-toothed Megan drenched in blood is enough to make your manhood shrivel up and not want to come out again until Transformers 3 hits the screens. Sure that movie isn’t even in the works yet, but you know they’ll do it since the last two were such gigantic moneymakers. It should only be 2-3 years tops that our junk has to go into hiding after the trauma that ‘Jennifer’s Body’ has inflicted.

No leaked tape for Megan but this one is close

2009-07-28T07:15:00.000-07:00

This is almost Megan Fox, but this lookalike is very hot indeed. How I wish she is the real Megan Fox. Wow!

If you are interested, here is the link to the orgasmic Megan Fox...

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Megan Fox house-hunting in the Hollywood Hills

2009-07-25T19:30:00.000-07:00

Don't count on seeing Megan Fox seduced by James Bond anytime soon. Megan wants to be taken seriously as an actress . . . says the girl who was in a movie called Whore (no, seriously, scroll to the bottom of the cast list). From the New York Daily News:

The "Transformers" actress has reportedly said no to being either shaken or stirred, and turned down a role in the upcoming 007 flick, known at the moment simply as “Bond 23.” The U.K.’s Daily Star claims the Fox-y one would “rather be a more central part of a movie” and not just a pretty face (or body). She’s all about being the leading lady, not just an accessory.

Unless Megan wants to play the role of a watch that shoots lasers, a car that operates underwater, or a pen that explodes, there isn't much more of a "central character" to a James Bond movie than the Bond girl. Besides, she's got all of the qualities she needs for the role -- she's attractive, young, and expendable. One thing she doesn't have is a cool name like Pussy Galore or Holly Goodhead. My suggestion: Toe Thumb McCakes-On-Make-Up.*

Megan Fox to act in James Bond film if given the chance

2009-07-25T09:48:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox claims she never turned down a role in an upcoming James Bond movie. Yeah, that makes sense. Why would she?! Megan told an E! News reporter that the films are so iconic she would be nuts to not be associated with a new release.

Megan also claims to be really very shy about her body. She says she would never (sorry boys) film a nude scene and felt very exposed when the paparazzi snapped pictures of her exiting a lake in only pasties and underwear for her upcoming film Jennifer’s Body.

Megan Fox promotes Jonah Hex at Comic-Con

2009-07-24T21:47:00.000-07:00

These were snapped earlier today at Comic-Con going down right now in San Diego.

Megan Fox’s next billion dollar blockbuster, "Jonah Hex", hits theaters next summer on June 18th, 2010.

Here’s more about the movie:

Variety reported the premise to be about a bounty hunter Jonah Hex (Brolin) in the late 19th century tracking down voodoo practitioner Quentin Turnbull (Malkovich), who plans to free the Confederate South with an army of the undead.[1] In contrast, Jimmy Palmiotti, a comic book writer for Jonah Hex, denied that Turnbull would be a voodoo practitioner in the film.

Megan in Real Tight Jeans Today

2009-07-11T00:34:00.000-07:00

I normally make fun of people who wear annoyingly tight jeans but in the case of Megan Fox I’m going to make an exception, and when I say exception I mean I’m going to pop an boner. Look at that gorgeous ass, she’s by far my favorite Hollywood hottie and to show her just how much I like her and that she really is my favorite I’m having pajamas made with her face on them. My girlfriend’s going to be pissed.

Korean singer dude snubs Megan Fox

2009-07-09T09:29:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox at Heathrow Airport in London (photos)

Remember last month when Megan Fox told The Sun that she wanted to bang the Korean singer 'Rain' (this dude) -- or as she called him: "The Korean Justin Timberlake." Well she was serious. She got a hold of him but he said he wasn't interested. WTF? From Yahoo!:

According to media reports, Fox has spoke numerously about her admiration for Rain while on the movie promotional tour. And that was not just a comment made by Fox; she has indeed extended a dinner date to Rain through her manager but was rejected by the Korean star who was "not interested".

Yet, the rejection did not wound her pride and ironically, it has built up stronger interest of Rain in Fox who recently criticized the comparison of herself to Angelina Jolie.

According to reports, Fox loves such challenges and has no plans to give up. She would continue extending her invite to Rain, hoping that he would agree to meet up someday.

What guy in his right mind would actually turn down a date with Megan Fox? There can only be three reasons for such a snub: 1. He's gay, 2. He's gay, and 3. He's gay. Of course, the real reason for the rejection could be that Rain is unhappy with how the United States is currently handling the nuclear missile crisis and economic trade embargo with North Korea -- that, or he's gay. I'm leaning towards the latter.

Megan Fox is a Doll ?

2009-07-08T07:16:00.000-07:00

Here we have the “Sexiest Woman On The Planet”, Megan Fox, looking like a doll at the Giorgio Armani Prive Paris Fashion Week event. Yeah, I know that we’re not used to Fox covering up that much skin and looking somewhat conservative, but she still looks like, well, the “Sexiest Woman On The Planet”, and she still has about 1000 times more sex appeal than all the celebrity babes in Hollywood put together. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out yesterday’s Megan Fox Topless In Jennifer’s Body post and I’m sure you’ll be singing our tune in no time. Enjoy!

Way back in January, Megan Fox said, “I’m a tranny. I’m a man.” Perhaps we should have believed her. The ‘Transformers’ star arrived at the Giorgio Armani Haute Couture show looking pretty glamorous in a white one-shoulder dress. Pretty glamorous, until you look up at her face full of caked on make-up. The decidedly un-foxy actress even had to check that her cleavage stayed put on a few occasions. We know girl, nothing would be worse than for those falsies to come flying out!

One person who is charmed by her boyish good looks, douchey director Michael Bay, apparently made Megan audition for the first ‘Transformers’ movie by washing his Ferrari as he taped her. Neither one of them claim to know where that tape ended up, reports Britain’s Guardian magazine. We have a feeling if only we would find that video it could put this whole tranny issue to rest.

Megan Latest Movie - Jennifer's Body

2009-07-06T09:36:00.000-07:00

It’s finally here my peeps! The long awaited trailer for Megan Fox’s new movie, Jennifer’s Body. And yes, she does appear topless in the trailer. And yes, she’s totally freaking drop dead sexy. The red band trailer (i.e. 18 years old and over only kids) is filled with Megan Fox hotness from beginning to end, just like we had hoped it would be.

And believe it or not, the movie actually looks good. But honestly, even if it were a steaming pile of crap, it would still be at the top of my must-see list thanks to Megan Fox being, you know, naked and all. Jennifer’s Body hits theatres September 18th, 2009. Can’t wait!

Megan Fox hates People

2009-07-03T17:28:00.000-07:00

Maybe this explains why Megan Fox is so reluctant to meet up with Rose Boy.

The Transformers beauty appeared on Fuse's No. 1 Countdown this week and basically revealed her disdain for the human race.

Explaining why she doesn't take advantage of Los Angeles' nightlife very often, Fox says, "I'm terrified of crowds of people. I don't like being around people. I like being completely alone."

Check out the shocking admission below:

Megan Fox in her natural undressed state

2009-06-29T06:00:00.000-07:00

Although it looks very much the job of a crook, but the face photos are real. And I wouldn't be surprise if these bodies looked much better than the real one! So enjoy...

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Five Forgotten Megan Fox Movie Scenes

2009-06-28T00:59:00.000-07:00

You know what? This Tennessee native had a five year acting résumé under her belt before the whole world caught on with Transformers, appearing in everything from CBS sitcoms to Olsen Twins capers.

THE NAUGHTY DAUGHTER
Hope & Faith, 2004, “Escape from Albuquerque”
• Faith is woken up by her sister Hope in the middle of the night to discover that her daughter (Megan Fox) has gotten her tongue pierced. This is the first episode of Hope & Faith on which Megan Fox played daughter Sydney, replacing Nicole Paggi after the first season. Unlike Aunt Viv on The Fresh Prince, this is a casting switch we can co-sign.

THE TEENAGE TEMPTRESS
Two & A Half Men, 2004, “Camel Filters and Pheromones”
• Charlie and Alan’s maid brings her 16-year-old grand daughter (played by Megan Fox) to work one day and—surprise!—she’s hot. The two men try their best to avoid interacting with the jailbait, but things become more difficult when she asks Alan to help her apply some lotion.

THE DANCE DANCE REVOLUTIONARY
Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen, 2004
• Fox vs. Lohan: Dance off. DDR-off, actually. They’re arguing about a party with some singer they’re both obsessed with, but this scene is clearly all about the choreography. Body language, people. Both actresses should be commended for their ability to dance and talk catty bullshit to each other at the same time.

THE ANGRY EX
What I Like About You, 2003, “Like A Virgin (Kinda)”
• Holly (Amanda Bynes) is surprised to learn that her boyfriend is not a virgin, and that he secretly had sex with a girl from Summer Camp (played by Megan Fox) before they met. Bynes tracks the girl down to size her up, after which she gets a shocking new perspective on her boyfriend. He hit it and quit it!

THE DEBUT ROLE
Holiday In The Sun, 2001
• Miss Fox’s first role at 16. The writing in this scene is so stellar, we don’t want to spoil it with an introduction. Let’s just say it features an Olsen twin’s boyfriend and the phrase “Now he’s what time it is!”

Megan Fox on Fuse's "No. 1 Countdown" Show in NYC

2009-06-27T21:42:00.000-07:00

Staying true with our goal to stuff Megan Fox down your throats until you drop dead, here are even more pics of Megan Fox from her promotional tour through NYC to help pimp her new movie "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."

Earlier this afternoon she was at FuseTV studios chatting it up on their "Countdown" show. I have no fcukking idea what the FuseTV makeup department did to Megan’s face, but she’s looking absolutely amazing! After seeing so many pics of her over the past few weeks, I have to admit, this is her best batch! Go Megan!!

Megan Showing Off Her Tongue at Letterman show

2009-06-26T07:42:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox made an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman last night in New York. The sexy star of Transformers was looking incredible in a black from fitting dress and black heels. The plunging dress had a sheer top that still allowed for a lovely display for the fans. She stopped to sign autographs, pose for pictures, blow kisses, and her now common sticking out of the tongue.

Megan playing with her tongue and boyfriend

2009-06-25T06:12:00.000-07:00

Why does Megan Fox feel the need to keep teasing me like this? Sticking out her tongue, licking her lips, wearing a somewhat see trough top and rubbing that motherf@#king douche boyfriend of hers in my face.

She knows how I feel about her, it’s just not polite, how are we going to start a life together if she keeps playing these games? I want a nice, hot, stable woman who lets me do things to her that are so rotten she would never tell another soul about. Is that too much to ask?

Now that Transformers had its premiere stateside, Megan Fox can stop pretending she isn't having s-e-x with Brian Austin Green. Here's the two of them getting coffee yesterday morning, and I'm pretty sure I'd be grinning like a fool, too, if I was in this bastard's shoes. How he's not spiking a football and ordering a cup of "Fc-k yeah, I banged Megan Fox!" is beyond me. Whatever happened to chivalry, dammit?

Transformers' Premiere - Now at LA

2009-06-23T05:32:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox is shown at the LA premiere of Transformers yesterday.

Megan Fox apologized to the boy she snubbed

2009-06-23T05:30:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox has apologized to the boy she snubbed who was trying to hand her a yellow rose. A picture has been making the rounds that shows a disappointed boy reaching out with a rose for Fox at the London premiere of Transformers as she curls her face in disgust and rushes along. Fox says that she didn’t see that he was a child in all the commotion and feels bad that she didn’t accept the rose. She says this in a taped interview (above) in a kind of monotone voice at first while she’s rubbing her nose and it comes across as insincere. To her credit she then offers to send the boy an apology, though.

Foxy World Tour now in Moscow

2009-06-19T08:31:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox’s “Foxy World Tour” hit Moscow the other day where she showed off her groovy curves in a hot pink number. She went with a classier look this time around, as opposed to her skimpy braless appearance in Berlin, but even all dolled up and conservative looking, Megan has enough sex appeal to fill the Grand Canyon, so these pictures definitely still have an uber hotness factor. Enjoy!

Megan Fox for ELLE photoshoot

2009-06-18T09:40:00.000-07:00

megan fox returns to her hotel in london

2009-06-18T09:06:00.001-07:00

We’ve seen plenty of pictures of Megan Fox in London for the premiere of Transformers:Revenge Of The Fallen, but check these ones out as she was trying to make her way back to her hotel. Megan looked visibly annoyed at the efforts of a little dowboy (yeah, they have those in England as well) trying to give her a rose. Come on, the only other girlfriend (besides you in his head) he’ll probably ever have is an inflatable doll, so throw him a bone and take the damn flower…you’re dating Brian Austin Green, so this kid can’t be that far worse in the loser department…